guys im failing literally all my subjects cuz i spend my time on twitter rather than solving fucking algebra but kms. sufidjd I DONT FUCKING CARE ILL DO A CARDI B and become a bomb ass stripper and make $$$ making pussy popping songs.
but i'm here to rant about the cliché parts on wattpad stories cuz its funny asf.
ONE: why the fuck does every member have to line up and introduce themselves.
example:
jieun: annyeong chingus and namja chingus, i'm jieun.
exo: we are one exo saranghaja! *proceeds to bow and introduce themselves one by one to this girl*
since fucking when did exo become this squad fidjcjfjc. but i'mma bounce.
TWO: why are there groups in high school?? like there's the bts group, exo group what the fuck. if there was such thing in my high school id take the fuking piss cuz tf.
minji: omg there's got7!!!
*a bunch of mismatched korean students that go by the name got7 to hide their own personal flaws sits on a table*
y'all i love got7 don't hate.
THREE: why is it that the main girl has a white girl/is white???
savannah: annyeong yall im savannah from texas and although ive never even been to korea, idk what a korea is highkey is it that place with that fat guy kim kardashian or smth, i speak fluent korean and i move there! my parents dont even give a fuck that ill move there and spend my life fucking korean guys haha!
its so weird like tf is a white girl doing getting idols attention? and supposedly she just moved to korea how tf does she speak korean fluently? like english is my first language and i still fuck it up so ????
FOUR: typical characteristics are getting fucking old now. we get it, baekhyun bottoms, taehyung's an alien and chanyeol plays 85 instruments and has a 75 inch dick. okAy.
suhos always the fucking leader and makes sure exo arent dead, kyungsoo's a fucking psychopath, kai's a playboy and tao's a panda. lmaO this is old yallllllll cmon. we need some originality tyvm.
FIVE: what is with this unrealistic getting into a company thing??? these girls enter the company building and ten minutes later they're raking in $$$ being in a successful girl group and fucking half of the big bang members in their free time.
minah: omo!! idk if i can do this im gonna flawp so bad omg omg omg if i flop my dads gonna send me back to the basement.
bighit oppar: just sing bitch
minah: *le sing*
bighit oppar: omg take my money, my wife, my virginity. this is what we were looking for. now we're gonna put you in a relationship with taehyung oppar and you two are gonna live happily ever after by chapter 5838.
minah: *holds out seventy kids* already done bitch.
SIX: siblings????
what i fucking mean is this:
uglyassbitch: hiiiii my name is uglyassbitch inmida!1!1! my dad is chanyeol, my mom is lady gaga, my son is donald trump, my cousin is krystal, my toenail is taeyeon, my asscheek is seokjin and my pussy flap is beyonce.
uglyassbitch: oh and my brother is yoongi.
this is so unrealistic like tfffff aint nobody's pussy flap beyonce. hell to the no.
SEVEN: u either rich or a fucking hobo ffs.
u can either get:
yuna: annyeong, broke asses, my name is yuna and i am a trillionare, i live in a penthouse that has a hundred rooms and own dubai.
or:
yuna: annyeong im yuna and i live on the streets my parents hate me im so broke omg omg omg.
can we ever have a stable family ffs? in this economy i expect better.
EIGHT: age disparities are soooo fucking weird omg.
why tf would chanyeol go for a fifteen year old im sorry but his grown ass self has some shame, and he can get any girl ffs. its weird and pedo-y. hell to the nahhh.
and yall sexualising under age people please stop (hajima for yall who only speak korean) cuz its disgusting. i saw a jisung smut on here once and im still recovering. we all know he damn fine buT HES UNDERAGE SO DONT SEXUALISE HIM.
NINE: all gay couples??
dont get me fucking twisted yall im not a homophobe. if any yall accuse me imma chase yall done virtually wid a stick.
i mean, how fucking realistic is it if every single guy from this school is gay??? i mean huh.
example:
kyungsoo: hi im new here
kai: *checks him out* oo u tasty. but these are my friends: chanyeol and his bf baekhyun, suho and his bf lay, chen and his bf xiumin - who is also luhan's side bf - and kris wid his bf tao, and forever lonely sehun. who fucked around wid luhan.
kyungsoo: omigawsh i must be gay too. lets fuck.
how realistic is this oml!? id live for exo being each others boyfriends but this is so unrealistic it just makes me confused.
TEN: chittaphon lmao. abuse???
stop glorifying abuse yalll.
i had enough of yall saying ooohohohohohoh he raped me but i deserved it. or some weird ass bondage shit where the girls begging him to stop but he doesnt. RAPE IS NOT OKAY. if she truly liked it then its not rape, but if she didnt like it THEN ITS FUCKING RAPE. bc RAPE IS FUCKING SOMEONE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT AND ITS DISGUSTING AND INHUMANE AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED TO MAKE A COUPLE LOOK CUTE OR EDGY. so stop.
its so nasty. some other shit that shouldnt be condoned is hitting their gf/bf real bad, and some people write uncle/niece smut. ITS DISGUSTING FUCK INCEST YOU LITTLE NASTY.
ok im chill now.
thats about it lmfaosoao if u enjoyed my top ten annoying peeves of wp books pls vote n comment. and follow seulgishi if u havent u little nasties.
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