I just remembered this time I was telling a story to a friend and it was clear she wasn't listening to me so I started making up this huge gruesome story about a cult murder I'd witnessed while she sat there nodding along to my dramatic moral struggle about wether or not I should come forward and then I looked up to see the table next to us looked utterly horrified and long story short that's why I should remember other people have ears.
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