"Dude, let's rob a bank."
"🔫💰🚙"
"😄"
"🚓🚓🚓🚓"
"😨"
"🔫🔫🔫🚓🚓🚓🚒🚑"
"😨😢😨😢 🔨"
"You're right. Never mind."
(If you're wondering, "why the hammer?!" It's because there was no court hammer emoji so..
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