Once a boy told me to stop wearing hot pink lipstick because it makes boys not want to kiss me so I just pulled it out of my purse and applied more of it without breaking eye contact.
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Funny Texts
Random*•~ The second book "Funny Texts 2" is out now!~•* •~ATTENTION~• IF YOU CONTINUALLY CURSE IN THE COMMENTS, YOU WILL BE MUTED! Jokes, comebacks, funny, memes, teenage posts, you name it! I don't own any of the jokes in here. I will tell you if it...
