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Group chat: VOLTRON AND THE ALTEANZ
Members in VOLTRON AND THE ALTEANZ: Princess Lance, Pidgeon, SirShiro, Gorgeous Man, Knife, Spunky Hunky, AwesomePrincessAllura
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Pidgeon: you know what's annoying?

Knife: What

Pidgeon: not having service on your cool space phone.

Pidgeon: you know what else is annoying?

Knife: What

Pidgeon: sleep deprivation.

Pidgeon: you know what else is annoying?

Princess Lance: Keith Kogane

Knife: Bitch I will cut you up with hunks knifes I swear to god

Spunky Hunky: Wow! Hey now (hey nooow this is what dreaaams are made of) don't use my knives they're strictly now reserved for the Christmas dinner

Knife: I don't give a crap. Lance. Pisses. Me. Off.

Princess Lance: Aw love you to Hun

Knife: don't fucking CALL ME THAT

Gorgeous Man: OK STOP IT NOW BOYS YOU BOTH HAVE YOUR DIFFERENCES BUT YOU LOVE EACH OTHER

Pidgeon: *cough cough* please tell me this is going to go the way I want this to go.

Gorgeous Man: I MEAN YOU GUYS MATED OVER THE GROUP CHAT THE OTHER DAY AND PIDGE AND I ARE GUESSING YOU MATED THE NIGHT BEFORE AS WELL

Knife: What? No? We did not 'mate'. Lance simply cried and snotted on my shoulder because he was sad and being a stupid cry baby

Princess Lance: I am not a 'cry baby. We had a bonding moment! You cradled me in your arms!

Knife: Uh yeah you are. And nope don't remember

Princess Lance: oh! You're making fun of me for not remembering that apparent 'bonding moment' we had

Gorgeous Man: IT DID HAPPEN I WAS THERE

Knife: clink clink bitch

Princess Lance: Whatever

Gorgeous Man: ALL IN ALL YOU TWO WORK EXCEPTIONALLY TOGETHER SO DONT RUIN THAT NOW SAY YOU LOVE EACH OTHER AND THAT YOURE SORRY

Knife: That's gay

Princess Lance: you're gay

Knife: I know

Pidgeon: pfft.

Gorgeous Man: COME ON JUST SAY IT

Princess Lance: sorry and I love you

Knife: Sorry love you

Pidgeon: yesss. hunk you now owe me more peanut butter.

Spunky Hunky: That didn't go the way I thought it would 😂

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