peanut butter and australia

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Group chat: VOLTRON AND THE ALTEANZ
Members in VOLTRON AND THE ALTEANZ: Princess Lance, Pidgeon, SirShiro, Gorgeous Man, Knife, Spunky Hunky, AwesomePrincessAllura
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Spunky Hunky: Pidge do you love me

Pidgeon: yes, why?

Spunky Hunky: Would you love me more if I told you that Allura and I have spent the last couple of days working out how to make you peanut butter?

Pidgeon: what. did you actually?

AwesomePrincessAllura: Yes Pidgeon, it's correct! Spunky Hunky and I have been working on how to make you this 'peanut butter' that you told me about!

Gorgeous Man: CAN I JUST SAY THAT I HELPED WITH GATHERING THE PEANUTS

Spunky Hunky: Oh yes! 🥜

Pidgeon: omg guys! i love you all so much! i'm coming to the space kitchen now to try some. i'm guessing that's where you all are?

Gorgeous Man: CORRECT

Gorgeous Man: ITS QUITE DELIGHTFUL

Princess Lance: Wow that's so groovy

Pidgeon: groovy? you trapped in the 1980's?

Knife: who tf says 'groovy'

Princess Lance: Hey! I thought I told you to stop bulling me last night

Spunky Hunky: last night? What happened last night?

Knife: nothing.

Princess Lance: So, sharks are cool.

Pidgeon: wow way to change the subject.

Princess Lance: ya know I want to go to Australia just because I want to see a great white shark

Knife: I agree. Sharks are cool. Hippos are better though. Nothing happened last night

AwesomePrincessAllura: Oh ho it looks like Princess Lance and Knife did something last night!

Princess Lance: I WANT TO GO TO AUSTRALIA BECAUSE THERE ARE SHARKS AND SHARKS ARE COOL AUSTRALIA SEEMS LIKE A COOL PLACE 🇦🇺 🇦🇺

Knife: YES I agree let's go to Australia. Bye.

Pidgeon: this peanut butter is so good. and do you still believe you're straight, lance?

Princess Lance: AUSTRALIA

Pidgeon: i'm going to take that as a no.

Knife: Where the fucks shiro he isn't talking

Spunky Hunky: I don't know where he is

Gorgeous Man: I HAVENT SEEN HIM ALL DAY

AwesomePrincessAllura: Neither have I

Knife: I swear to god if Shiro is fucking missing again, I will punch a hole in the wall and throw myself out of it into space

Princess Lance: Yeah go do that

Knife: Shut up

Princess Lance: Shut down


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a/n - thank you for 50 reads y'all <3

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