Group chat: VOLTRON AND THE ALTEANZ
Members in VOLTRON AND THE ALTEANZ: Princess Lance, Pidgeon, SirShiro, Gorgeous Man, Knife, Spunky Hunky, AwesomePrincessAllura
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Princess Lance: 69 days until Christmas bitches
SirShiro: Lance seriously what's with your language recently
Princess Lance: I'm a teenage boy lemme do what I want, dad
Knife: 69
Pidgeon: 69 days? shit i need to go to the space mall.
Spunky Hunky: Should I cook a Christmas roast???? Roast carrot and potatoes and pumpkin and some chicken and beef and pork and lamb and we (I) could experiment with roasting space goo?
Pidgeon: yes please.
Knife: 69
SirShiro: We could roast kaltenecker
Princess Lance: BITCH NO ONE TOUCHES MY KALTENECKER
Pidgeon: lance is triggered.
Princess Lance: ya know what fuc you all no one touches my baby li'l kaltenecker
Knife: 6969696969696969696969696969
SirShiro: do we have a space farm
Spunky Hunky: Yeah do we even have potatoes in space?
Princess Lance: 696969696969 6
Pidgeon: if they don't have potatoes in space i'm going to cry.
Knife: 69
Princess Lance: 69
Knife: 69
Princess Lance: 69
Pidgeon: are keith and lance having sex over our group chat.
Princess Lance: wtf
Knife: I'm gay
Princess Lance: I'm straight
Knife: oh please, you're as straight as a fucking slinky
Pidgeon: oooOOOO
Spunky Hunky: DAMN
SirShiro: wow Keith
Knife: I'm only stating the truth
Princess Lance: Bye
Princess Lance left VOLTRON AND THE ALTEANZ
Knife: WOOS
Pidgeon: i'll add him back in. hang on a tic.
Princess Lance joined VOLTRON AND THE ALTEANZ
Knife: WOOS you're afraid to accept the truth
Princess Lance: Stop bullying me. First you want to cook kaltenecker now you're guessing I'm not straight
Spunky Hunky: you're anything but straight... Sorry lance....
Princess Lance: hunk! My best friend! How could you *dramatic sigh*
Pidgeon: lance got exposed in this chat god damn.
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a/n - thank you lovelies for 30 reads :P
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Fanfiction[COMPLETED] basically just lance, keith, hunk, pidge, shiro, allura and coran in a group chat talking about random shit disclaimer: i do not own voltron or any of the characters/settings in voltron. the plot/storyline belongs to me (@peacefulpidge o...
