𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 ⇒ lucas jade zumann

chapter eight

[messages between vegan bitch and fangirl]

kys you fat bitch

WHAT

OOPS I SENT THAT TO THE WRONG PERSON

miranda it's not very Hufflepuff like to tell someone to kys

I MEANT TO SEND THAT TO MY BEST FRIEND

Then why are you saying you sent it to the wrong person?

funny real funny I'm laughing so hard

:-)
What's your best friend like?

like the devil

lol seriously

Well she's a Slytherin, hates Harry Potter, loves Friends and The Simpson's, OH and bob's burgers. She likes scary movies and she likes to egg breakfast places.

WhAT why

idk she hates breakfast places lol it's actually really fun

Honestly your best friend sounds cooler than you

Probably
omg shes asking who you are and I told her the story about how the guy gave me the fake number AND SHE STARTS LAUGHING and says
"I knew it was too good to be true"
LIKE THANKS

HAHA SAVAGE

ikr omg i hate her

I gtg I have work sorry :-(

DONT LEAVE ME

BYE
[delivered and seen]

[two hours later messages between vegan bitch and fangirl]

I'm back

hi back

hilarious

I try to be ;-)

I'm so excited for season two of Anne

IKR
WHAT THE FUCK IS GONNA GO DOWN
LIKE THOSE GUYS WHO MUGGED POOR JERRY ARE AT GREEN GABLES
but like Jerry is there too?
ARE THEY GONNA STEAL FROM HER FAMILY NOO

Too much caps miranda

I am not sorry, they express my emotions

I can see how that works

Gilbert Blythe is a hottie

not really u weirdo

duuuude from a girl POV you wouldn't understand

I don't think I want to

probably not
BUT THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD VIDEO EDITS OF HIM I WISH I HAD THAT TALENT

Ik fans are so creative and original

I think I might stan Amybeth more than Lucas though

WHAT why

because lucas is vegan

SIWTSNDIXOZNAH
what is wrong with being vegan?!?!?

EVERYTHING
WEVE ALREADY HAD THIS CONVERSATION

your caps are actually hurting my head

sorry bitch...
I DONT SAY SORRY

funny
how's your best friend?

you wanna date her??

what no

say yes and I'll get you hooked up

NO WHAT

I should put us all in a gc

NO DONT DO THAT

why?

idk just don't

alright I mean I guess

you guess?

My finger just might slip on both of your guys' contacts and text something to both of you at the same time.. but I guess

funny

;-)
I want to see what you look like

no no you don't

why? :-(

because idk we just met

WE JUST MET?
WE MET FOUR WEEKS AGO

ok yeah but still

so you're telling me that you are not in the slightest way curious of that I look like

I know you're kind and funny and caring, so that makes you beautiful

THANKS DUDE
IM IN TEARS

no you're not

u right
but that's probably the nicest thing a guy has ever said to me so kudos to you for being the winner

you haven't talked to a lot of decent guys

yeah they only like me for my ass which kind of sucks because they don't even take the time to get to know me. I usually don't talk to them

it's pretty sad there needs to be some more decent guys in the world

no
just more good

sorry gtg back to work
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