the beginning of the legendary group chat

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Group chat created: VOLTRON AND THE ALTEANZ

Members in VOLTRON AND THE ALTEANZ: Princess Lance, Pidgeon, SirShiro, Gorgeous Man, Knife, Spunky Hunky, AwesomeAllura
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Princess Lance: Sup people who I see everyday. I made a group chat so yAy

Pidgeon: wow so now i'm being forced to talk to you guys even when i'm not around you. fun. jk ily.

Princess Lance: It's better than being on ya laptop every hour looking up shitty memes

Pidgeon: woah woah hold up right there mister. memes are my life how dare you insult me so much like this.

Knife: Why the fuc do we have this group chat

Princess Lance: Keith!!!!! How nice of you to join us

Pidgeon: keith you're in the same position as me right now rip.

Knife: You know what's funny is that I was teaching Coran and Allura about different abbreviations to words that we use while we text, but what they don't know is that I completely told them the wrong stuff purposely so if one day we did have a group chat, us Paladins will be laughing our faces off while they think 'wtf' stands for 'willy the fairy'

Pidgeon: genius.

Spunky Hunky: Keith u do realise that they can just read what u said u silly

Knife: Shit umm just shhhhh Hunk

Spunky Hunky: GAAASSP GUYS THERES A COOKIE EMOJIIII 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

Princess Lance: 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

Knife: 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

Pidgeon: 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

SirShiro: 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

Knife: Ayee Shiro

SirShiro: #stopthespam

Pidgeon: NEVER

Princess Lance: Pidge ya crazy

Pidgeon: we're all going slightly insane because of all these space fumes *snorts*

AwesomeAllura: I promise you Pidgeon that there is no space fumes that will make you insane while you're on my ship deez nuts ship

Princess Lance: pFFFTT

Knife: Bahahahahahhahahaha

Spunky Hunky: 😂😂😂

Pidgeon: HA HA HA

AwesomeAllura: What joke was said?

SirShiro: What's 'deez nuts'?

AwesomeAllura: Oh! Well Knife told me that it means 'I love my big...' on earth so I just thought I'd say it so 'deez nuts ship' means 'I love my big ship'!

SirShiro: Ok...

Gorgeous Man: HOW DO I MAKE SMALL LETTERS ON THIS THING HELP ME PLEASE PIDGE COME TO THE LOUNGE BECAUSE IM IN THERE HELP ME MAKE LETTERS SMALL

Pidgeon: thank you, lance, for making this group chat because it is actually the best thing i have to admit that now.

Princess Lance: You're welcome

Gorgeous Man: PIDGE PLEASE HELP ME I THINK THIS THING IS BROKEN

Pidgeon: hahha i'm coming now

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