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Read this the other day.

Person: what if perple had food names and food had people names

"Hey spaghetti, Tim for dinner."

"What are we having"

"Margret"

Other person: I swear everyone on this site is high!

Person: shut up chocolate

So after that I started giving everyone on my road food names.
Like I changed my name to Haribo.
Rach turned to Rancheros.
Paul turned to polo mint
Alan turned to Avocado

Comment your new food name!!!

And on another note not all these jokes are mine, I find most of them if I'm just online and I come across it or my friend sends me something funny. okay?
Yeh, and I also read all the comments I get, so if you want to ask me a question, just comment it, or you could private message me i don't mind. but I love when I go through all the comments I get. I'm glad people are enjoying my book. also if you want me to read one of your stories just ask, I love to find new books to read.
And as you can see, every time I update I put up a good few jokes, it just annoys me when a person only puts up one a week, so every time I update will be at least 10 new jokes and all, or more depends.
That's all for now

Until next time my .......... eh what should I call you guys?
Byeeeeeeeeeeeee

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