1000 jokes, comebacks and more. . .

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I read this the other day, pretty funny. you will only understand if you have read THG and Divergent.

Romantic advice from Peeta

Tobias: are you sure this will work

Peeta: I'm sure

Later that day

Tris: hey Tobias

Tobias: *throws loaf of bread at Tris*

Tris: Wait, I'm not angry

Tobias: *falls over* OWW MY LEG

Tris: oh my god, what are you doing?

Tobias: *whispers* you're pregnant...

Tris: wtf Tobias, we never even did the frickle frackle

Tobias: WELL THEN LET'S GET IT OONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! *rips off cloths*

Tris:

Peeta: good work Tobias