I believe if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given vodka, and have a party. -Ron White
A two year old is kinda like a blender, but you dont have for it. -Jerry Seinfeld
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. -Mitch Hedberg
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. -Jim Carey
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out alive. -Elbert Hubbard
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure that no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
-Elayne Boosler
There is nothing better than a friend, unless there is a friend with chocolate.
-Linda Grayson
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. -Unknown
Do not look where you fell but where you slipped. -African Proverb
An enemy is better than an ignorant friend. -Arabic Proverb
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body. -Jim Hayes
3 can keep a secret if 2 of them are dead. -Benjamin Franklin
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Well thats it for this time i meant to update yesterday but it didn't work out sr. I welcome any suggestions about what to write of if i should do something different :)
~Stripes ;)
