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*In the shop:
- Do you have heart shaped Valentines card with words:
"For my favorite, loved and the only one"
- Yes, we have!
- Could you please give me six of them!
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Santa Claus: So, what do you want for Christmas this year?
Guy: I want a dragon
Santa Claus: C'mon, be realistic
Guy: Ok, I want L.A. Lakers to win NBA league
Santa Claus: Hmmm, what color dragon do you want?
*An interview with an executioner:
- So, how long have you been working in this job?
- Well, around 10 years...
- And how are you doing there?
- Well... no one complained so far
*In the cafe
- Waiter, there's a bee in my soup!
- Yes sir, the fly has a day-off
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GOD BLESS!
BINABASA MO ANG
Quotes, Jokes, & Etc.
RandomQuotes that will make your heart melt. Jokes that will make you laugh your ass out. Read for goosebumps because of interesting facts! Hugot? Pick up lines? Everything that you want to read is here! Note: Contents may or may not be from me but I do g...
