tawa tayo hehahehaheha
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*sa isang museum:
Juan: Ito bang pangit na to ang tinatawag nyo na "ART"?! Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to?
Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan!
* isang emcee:
KONSEHAL: Paki acknowledge si Mayor. Late dumating, hayun kararaan lang!
PEDRO (Emcee): I WUD LYK TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LATE MAYOR WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.
*isang celebrity:
Pedro: may ka-eyebol aq mamya. Ano kya itsura niya?
kasi sabi niya kamukha daw siya sa isang celebrity. "SH" ang simula
ng name.
Juan: jackpot ka, Pedro! Baka SHeri or SHaina!
(matapos ang eyebol, uwi c Pedro)
Juan: kumusta eyebol mo? Bakit ka malungkot?
Pedro: "SHrek" ampota!
*isang pinoy at foreigner:
Pedro bumps a foreigner:
Pedro: Ay sori
Foreigner:
Sori 2
Pedro: Sori3
Foreigner: Wat r u sori 4?
Pedro: (kala mo bobo ako ha!) sori 5
Foreigner: I think u r SICK!
Pedro: hahaha! Sick daw, SIX kaya!
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Enjoy!!
BINABASA MO ANG
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