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*The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
*Patient's Problem
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!
*A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
*HOMEWORKS
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."
*TEACHERS
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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