Mystic messenger x reader: one shots

Hairy legs in your mouth (saeyoung x reader)

Tell me if its good and be honest or you will have the hairy legs on you
"Y/N?!" You heard Saeyoung groan from the kitchen. You ducked down in your hiding spot being careful not to bump the speaker next to you.

"Y/N where are my chips, I told you not to touch them" he yelled with his face stuffed in the cupboard, scavenging through the nearly empty storage crate - the chips being what (once) took up more than half the crate.

You fumbled with the half empty chip packets in your hands, thinking of places you could hide the evidence. Without another thought you stuffed the packets into a box filled with things you were planning to donate to a thrift store.

"Maybe I could jump out of that window and quickly run to the store...no he will see me pass the kitchen for sure" You whispered to yourself peering through the crack of the door you were hid behind making sure you had your eyes locked on his position.

"Please Y/N, I'm going to break down!" Saeyoung wailed falling to his knees after failing to find a trace of his precious beloved chips. "You can't do this to me, I'm like a car and Honey Buddha Chips are like my fuel. What car works without fuel Y/N?" Saeyoung complained crossing his arms over his chest and pouting at the chipless crate.

Peering through the crack in the door you tried your best not to laugh at the sight before you. Saeyoung was now frowning at the chipless crate with his fists balled at his sides, he looked just about ready to attack the crate.

gripping a hand over your mouth to stop any sound escaping, you felt something crawl up your leg. Your body tensed up and the something crawled onto your thighs. Due to your hiding spot being a storage closet you had almost no room to move since it was practically filled up with junk, meaning if you moved the door would go flying open and you wouldn't get to see Saeyoung's showdown with the crate.

Making the decision not to inspect the mysterious creature crawling up your thigh, you let go of your mouth glancing through the crack. That was the moment you could no longer keep your hiding spot unknown.

"You betrayed me! But why? you were supposed to keep her away from my chips but instead you lead her to them and let her take them" Saeyoung spoke through his teeth a fist raised ready to swing at the crate.

"I'm sorry, and I want you to know this will hurt me more than it will hurt you - mainly because you're a plastic crate that could potentially break my beautiful hand. But that doesn't matter right now, because right now you need to be taught a lesson!" Saeyoung blurted out swinging his fist at the crate.

The second his hand made contact with the crate, was the moment you made contact with the door ( and a spider )

"Ahhhhhhh!!" He screamed rolling over onto the floor holding his hand close to his chest and kissing his knuckles. "I told you it will hurt me more...." He mumbled clutching his eyes shut from the pain in his hand.

"BAHAHAhA!!" You laughed colliding with the floor in front of you. You felt the mysterious creature make itself at home by crawling into your shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and sinking its legs into your skin.

Instantly identifying the creature your laughs became screams of terror"Ahhhhhhhhh GEt IT OfF, GET IT OFF!" You cried out kicking your legs in the air and slapping your thighs.

Saeyoung was still rolling on the ground snogging his hand, you were now jumping around trying to shake the spider which had made its way into your jumper (sweater or whatever you call it). The spider showed no mercy gripping at your bare skin with its eight hairy legs causing a stinging sensation to build up in your skin. "Saeyoung help me! Please! HELP!!!!" You squealed shaking your jumper around and spitting your H/C hair out of your mouth.