selena: did yall see the eclipse yesterday???
ariana: no im not in the US so i couldnt 😩
perrie: nope im in the UK! zayn did you get to see it? 👀
zayn: nah i was sleeping
perrie: damn. i was hoping you would look at it
zayn: why? 😳
perrie: so your annoying ass would go blind
louis: DAMN
camila: i was not expecting this conversation to take this kinda turn
lauren:
harry: shut up perrie i hope you go blind with the next one in 2024
perrie: i hope so too so that i wont have to see your frog ass hairline continue to recede 😁😁
harry: have i ever told you how ridiculously annoying you are?
perrie: yes and i obviously dont care
justin: nah sis youre not about to bring me into this conversation as a meme 💀💀💀
selena: youre fucked from the minute you stayed in this chat darling!
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SHADE GANG | GROUPCHAT
FanfictionA series of conversations between a group of celebrities in which they shade, roast, and drag each other daily. Started: July 7th, 2017 Completed: September 18th, 2017 Sequel now published!