SHADE GANG | GROUPCHAT

thirty three

zayn: hey whats up assholes

ariana: my instagram got hella hacked last night and they were posting some wack ass stuff 😒😒

ariana: and no one noticed until we all woke up today 😩😩😩

selena: omg i saw that and i swore you went insane 💀

louis: you mean insane like your record label when they renewed your contract so you can make more albums?

selena: louis shut the fuck up

justin: as if your vocals were so much better 😳

louis: and yours are?

zayn: can yall stop going at each other all the time damn...

jade: yall are so fucking childish 😭😩

harry: cant relate!

zayn: shut up im still not over your dumbass paperwork joke that you made about me i hope karma makes you CHOKE BITCH

harry:

zayn:

liam: yall are literally an old married couple

niall: this could be us but you always ignore me and my calls

perrie: LFMSODOFO IM FUCKING THREEWWWWWWW

jade: who are these children that were associating ourselves with

ariana: i dont claim the former 1d members rn

justin: thanks for claiming me then 💗

ariana: ion claim you either you tried dragging louis to defend selenas whispers 🤐😬

selena: YOU FAKE ASS BITCH HOW YOU JUST GON THROW ME UNDER THE BUS LIKE THAT???

ariana: look, sel...

perrie: this is boutta get ugly 😶

louis: just like bad liar

selena: i hope yall get bitten in yalls asses SO hard by karma that yall can never walk again 🙄😒

louis: so kinda like how i felt the need to be hospitalized after my ears bled when i listened to your last album? 😁

selena:

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Shady Louis, cute Zarry, and Jelena drags for today's update🤷🏽‍♀️ P.S I changed my twitter user so go follow me on my stan account 😛 @/goidenwoman