"Zayn doesn't make eye contact with the fans that much. I think he's afraid they might melt."

"When I was 12, all my friends had girlfriends and I didnt. I felt so lonely and awkward, so I asked my mum to date me."

"Hello girls that are beautiful and dont know it. Heads up, you're beautiful."

"I was always one of those kids that likes music in general and I always wanted to pick up the nearest instrument."

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Other Quotes:

Niall: "One day I want to have children."

Zayn: "That's not going to happen, you're never going to be pregnant."

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Louis: "I haven't got any nipples at all. Harry's got my nipples."

Liam: "My nipples are on my bottom.."

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Interviewer: "What's the weirdest rumour you've heard about yourself?"

Liam: "It was strange.. I was dead once."

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Interviewer: "Who would be the most likely to look up porn in their hotel room"

                       "Harry or Zayn."

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Interviewer: "If you could save anything in a fire, what would you save?"

Liam: "My girlfriend."

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Niall: "Harry's the youngest but everyone always thinks it's me."

Louis: "That's because you're cute and Harry is a pervert."

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Louis: It's not like we snuck out at 2am, we snuck out at like 8pm which is still past our bed time anyway.."

Zayn: "We got lost in Sydney."

Louis: "We we're just roaming the streets looking for friends."

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Interviewer: "What would you do if you had one night to impress a girl?"

Louis: "Tell her jokes so she laughs so much she urinates herself."

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Interviewer: "Are you and Louis dating?"

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