Satan😈🖕: Seriously though, who the fuck are you?
🍩Narrator💬: ... Aaaaand the swearings back again. Yay.
ThePieMan🍕: I hate to agree with it or whatever, but it's right: who the hell are you?
Satan😈🖕: "it"?!
ThePieMan🍕: Well yeah... Sorry to break it up to you, buddy, but you're far from being human!
🍩Narrator💬: And for that you call him a IT?!?
ThePieMan🍕: ...
ThePieMan🍕: It's not human.
Samsquatch🥗: Wow.
GaYbe🍭: My sarcasm senses are tingling!!
Samsquatch🥗: I believe it would be me
Satan😈🖕: And what if I'm not?! I still have feeling!!
ThePieMan🍕: Really? Huh. Just learn something.
Mikey🐁: Shut the hell up, Winchester.😠
ThePieMan🍕: Or what?!😂
ThePieMan🍕: You're stuck in the cage!!😂
🍩Narrator💬: Dean... Are you saying that because he's not human perse, that he's got no emotion?!
ThePieMan🍕: ...
ThePieMan🍕: I believe I am...
🍩Narrator💬: To quote Sam earlier: Wow.
GaYbe🍭: MY SARCASM SENSES ARE TINGLING!!
Samsquatch🥗: Gabe, honey?
GaYbe🍭: Yes, Sweetheart?
Samsquatch🥗: Sorry to break it up to you but you already made this joke!
GaYbe🍭: OH NO!😳😳
🍩Narrator💬: ... And like I was saying BEFORE BEING INTERRUPTED😡 (I forgive you 'cause for the moment you're the only cute OTP in this book)...
Samsquatch🥗: Sorry😅
Mikey🐁: Wait... Story?!
🍩Narrator💬: You know what? At this point I think you all know that it's way too late for the Fourth Wall. The poor little guy... He's just dust on the floor now...☹️😭
ThePieMan🍕: /he/?!
GaYbe🍭: I'm curious to know how you put your text like that in a conversation...
GaYbe🍭: Well, more like intrigued, but that's basically the same thing.
🍩Narrator💬: You'll figure it out: believe me.
🍩Narrator💬: And before I go, Dean:
ThePieMan🍕: Here. --'
🍩Narrator💬: Do you remember what if was like when you first met Cass?
ThePieMan🍕: How could I freaking forget?!
🍩Narrator💬: And Benny? You remember Benny?! Your friend Benny, THE VAMPIRE.
ThePieMan🍕: Okay... I see where you're going.
ThePieMan🍕: But Cass was always different!
ThePieMan🍕: And so was Benny!!
🍩Narrator💬: And yet you are racist...
🍩Narrator💬: I truly am disappointed in you, Dean Winchester.
🍔Cass🐝: Dean...
ThePieMan🍕: CASS!! Where were you?!
🍔Cass🐝: Re-reading the conversation, I was trying to figure out why some places were all blurry... But that's not of import:
🍔Cass🐝: What did you mean by "Different", Dean?😕
ThePieMan🍕: Well...
ThePieMan🍕: I...
ThePieMan🍕: I've got zero good reasons.
🍔Cass🐝: Oh. I see.
GaYbe🍭: Let's play a game!
Samsquatch🥗: What??
Satan😈🖕: Murder!!!
GaYbe🍭: Later, bro, later.
Mikey🐁: Do not encourage him, Gabriel.
GaYbe🍭: Shut up, Micheal.
GaYbe🍭: I was more thinking about the game: "Try to figure out who recently fuck up bad"!
Satan😈🖕: Oh!! That's my second favorite game!!
🍩Narrator💬: Do I want to know the first?
Satan😈🖕: "Satan against humanity", it's a game where the funnier the victim's reaction is to your torture cards is, the more points you make...
Samsquatch🥗: Of course... --'
Satan😈🖕: Wait... Scratch that! "Try to figure out who recently fuck up bad" is in third place!!
🍩Narrator💬: Again: do I wanna know what's the second?
Satan😈🖕: *shrugs nonchalantly* Probably not...
Satan😈🖕: It's murder.
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