Hello my name is Angel Diamond Kitten Kawaii Desu the third.
I'm running away from home because my parents are so mean and they always beat me up.
Before I leave I look at myself in the mirror one last time. I stare at my long blond hair, blue eyes, and perfect frame.
"God, I'm so ugly." I say.
I walk out of the house and teleport to Starbucks
And inside Starbucks is the hottest Dorito illuminati I've ever seen. His angles were perfect. Just look at him. Look.
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So I walk up to him and say "hey there sexy"
And he turns around and kisses me on the lips
And now we're in love even though we met five minutes ago and he's fourthousand years old but I live him anyway.
