100 Things Normal People Do NOT Understand

77: Don't Invite your Class to a Pool Party!

*Your parents buy a pool, so you decide to invite your class.*

Mom: Soo when are they coming?

You: Any time soon now...

Door: KNOCK KNOCK!

*You run to open the door, and all of your class comes in.*

You: Hi! Welcome!

*Finally, you see your Teacher.*

Teacher: Halooo c;

You:.. Just... get in before I regret this..

*Your dad stops your Teacher from passing.*

Dad: Wait.. wasn't this the Teacher that assaulted you, and is extremely creepy?

You: Yup.

Dad: Well, come right in! Welcome to our family! :D

You:.....

Teacher: Oh thanks hottie c;

You: Don't try anything.. he's my dad '-'

Teacher: Oh I know c;

You: -.- To the pool!

*You and your class go backyard, and Class cannonballs into the pool.*

Class: CANNON BALL WHOOP!

Chalkboy: CHERRY BOMB!

You: Lucy I'm surprised you even came!

Lucy: I just hoped a shark would eat me and put me out of my misery.

You: This is a pool...

Lucy: Don't remind me.

*Lucy falls into the pool, and floats around.*

You: Get in Derek!

Derek: Um, this pool has high amounts of chlorine.. and that goes down to your dermis! Plus, it can give you MAJOR poising and your nail beds can eventually die from frequent exposure and-

You: Yeah, I get it. Dad what are you doing?

*You catch your dad standing outside staring at your Teacher.*

Dad: Uhh life guard duty :D

You: Just pretend you aren't here.

Dad: Will do!

You: Teacher, come in! The water is fine.

Teacher: Sure..

*Your Teacher strips off her clothing and is wearing a swimsuit made out of string.*

Chalkboy: AH! NO!

Teacher: I'm comin'! Cannonball!

*She jumps in the pool, and empties half of the water.*

You: Good job Teacher '-'. Wait.. Teacher....?

*You turn around and see your Teacher drowning.*

Lucy: LET HER DIE LET HER DIE, LET HER SHRIVEL UP AND DIE!!

*You try to help your Teacher, but your dad comes out of nowhere.*

Dad: Everyone OUT of the pool!

*Your dad drags your Teacher who you see smile.*

You: Hey.. SHE'S FAKING IT!

Teacher: No I'm not! If I was I wouldn't be talking!

Dad: Exactly! She wouldn't be talking!

You:...........

*Your dad tries to take the water out of your Teacher's lungs.*

Dad: Now, I'll have to take the water out of her mouth!

*Your dad puts his lips to your Teachers.*

Teacher: Oh haya baby c;

Dad: I think we're met to be!

Teacher: Kiss me Brad!

You: NO DON'T DO IT! YOU'RE MARRIED!

*Your dad takes off his ring and throws it into the pool.*

Dad: Married who? C'mon y'all we're about to go get married and it's going to be LIT!

*Your mom and Justin Bieber watch from the house.*

Justin Bieber: *Sobs* I-I thought she loved me!

Mom: It's okay...we'll get our revenge. EVERYONE knows not to mess with ME :)

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Oh my god I'm exhausted!!

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