READ BOTTOM PLEASE!!
Its really important
like really
really important
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*Your teacher rushes into the classroom.*
Teacher: Sorry class I had to bring my daughter, Lydia.. no one would babysit her I don't know why...
You: I may have a few reasons *cough*.
Teacher: Anyways today class we will be studying the history of George Wash-
*Everyone zones out within the first couple of words.*
Class: Woahhhh look at Lydias clothes! Where'd you get that Lydia?
Lydia: I got it from this really expensive clothing store... its like Louis Viton :).
You: Is that why is has a Walmart price tag?
Rest of class: OOOOHHHHH EXPOSED AHHHHH
*Lydias eyes glint.*
Lydia: Ooohhh honey you're gonna regret that....
*Lydia runs out of the room.*
You: I'M SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS GUYS! IM OUTTA HERE!
*You run out of the classroom, and your Teacher doesn't seem to notice.*
You: HURRY HURRY HURRY!
*You see the rest of your class run out next to you.*
Derek: We heard the ticking.. I KNOW WHAT IT IS
You: It's a bom-
*The whole school erupts in flames.*
Taylor Swift: SO ITS GONNA DO DOWN IN FLAMESSS
Class: Go away Taylor... no snakes allowed :)
Taylor Swift: :(
*You see Lydia running, looking happy.*
Lydia: YESSS I BOMBED YOU AND SHES GONE MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA
You: Uhm Lydia I'm here :)
Lydia: WHAT THE HECK?! But if you guys are in here then..... MOMMY!!
*She runs to the building and sees your Teacher under the rubble.*
Lydia: MOMMY!!
Teacher: Expensive bikinis.... swimsuit... I..... am....sexy......
*Your teacher slumps over.*
Lydia: YOU OAFS CALL THE POLICE!
*She turns to you.*
Lydia: YOU AREN'T GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
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Ayeo :Da
SO, I have a question.
I want to start a new book.. more specifically a RP.
A RP for a Weird People School!!
If you guys are interested, let me know by commenting!
Bye :P
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