64: Don't Expose Lydia!

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READ BOTTOM PLEASE!!

Its really important

like really

really important

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*Your teacher rushes into the classroom.*

Teacher: Sorry class I had to bring my daughter, Lydia.. no one would babysit her I don't know why...

You: I may have a few reasons *cough*.

Teacher: Anyways today class we will be studying the history of George Wash-

*Everyone zones out within the first couple of words.*

Class: Woahhhh look at Lydias clothes! Where'd you get that Lydia?

Lydia: I got it from this really expensive clothing store... its like Louis Viton :).

You: Is that why is has a Walmart price tag?

Rest of class: OOOOHHHHH EXPOSED AHHHHH

*Lydias eyes glint.*

Lydia: Ooohhh honey you're gonna regret that....

*Lydia runs out of the room.*

You: I'M SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS GUYS! IM OUTTA HERE!

*You run out of the classroom, and your Teacher doesn't seem to notice.*

You: HURRY HURRY HURRY!

*You see the rest of your class run out next to you.*

Derek: We heard the ticking.. I KNOW WHAT IT IS

You: It's a bom-

*The whole school erupts in flames.*

Taylor Swift: SO ITS GONNA DO DOWN IN FLAMESSS

Class: Go away Taylor... no snakes allowed :)

Taylor Swift: :(

*You see Lydia running, looking happy.*

Lydia: YESSS I BOMBED YOU AND SHES GONE MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA

You: Uhm Lydia I'm here :)

Lydia: WHAT THE HECK?! But if you guys are in here then..... MOMMY!!

*She runs to the building and sees your Teacher under the rubble.*

Lydia: MOMMY!!

Teacher: Expensive bikinis.... swimsuit... I..... am....sexy......

*Your teacher slumps over.*

Lydia: YOU OAFS CALL THE POLICE!

*She turns to you.*

Lydia: YOU AREN'T GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

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Ayeo :Da

SO, I have a question.

I want to start a new book.. more specifically a RP.

A RP for a Weird People School!!

If you guys are interested, let me know by commenting!

Bye :P


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