So I was reading through some of the comments yesterday, and someone predicted the rule of this chapter.
And they were right.
GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE BEAUTIFUL :')
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*You and your whole class attend your teachers wedding.*
Teacher: I'm so happy you're going to get us married You!
You: Oh yeah, whatever.
Teacher: B) Hehhe...
*The wedding starts and everyone sits down, and Teacher and her husband walk down the aisle.*
You: We are gathered here for Teachers wedding...
Teacher: By the way, just read whatever is on the page B)
You: Okay... Teacher, what are you vows?
Teacher: I promise to let you see me in bikinis Yo-I mean Dylan :)
Dylan: I promise to let you be happy :)
You: Teacher, do you accept You as your partner forever?
Teacher: YES I ACCEPT YOU!
You: WAIT WHAT?!
Teacher: I TRICKED YOU INTO MARRYING ME HEHE! By the way, that isn't the real Dylan O' Brien.
You: Wait if you aren't Dylan, who ARE you?
Dylan: I'm just toaster strudel :(
You:....
Dylan: :)
You: Anyways. No Im not marrying you this is FRICKIN ILLEGAL!
Teacher: NO YOU ACCEPTED ME! NOW PUCKER UP!!
*She strips off her clothing to reveal a bathing suit made out of strings.*
You: HOW ABOUT NO!
Dylan: Hurry, everyone get on my back so we can fly away from this old creep!
*Everyone gets on the Dylan, but Chalkboy can't fit.*
Class: GET OFF YA SPACE HOG!
*Class pushes Chalkboy off as you all fly away.*
Teacher: Well well well.. looks like you and I are ALL alone ;)
*Your teacher shakes her body and purrs.*
Chalboy: HALP ME :(
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