Where The Sun Doesn't shine

A SLIME BUCKET ON THE SLUMBUCKET!!

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   *takes a deep breath to start the rant*
So I'm very very sick, I'm running a fever and have absolutely no ideas what the  banana split smoothies I'm writing. But if you guys do get an idea please vote and comment😂😂love all you bananas!!!! Byeee . coco
     *finishes rant and dies*no just kidding I'm still alive😂
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  "Riley!!?! Riley are you even listening to me!!?! GOD THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER RILEY!!! I MEAN IM SO CONFUSED!! I DONT GET IT!! IF PATRICK IS THE STARR. THEN WHY IS SPONEBOB THE MAIN CHARACTER!!!I MEAN----"

That's where I stopped my idiotic brainless monkey

"no Luke I don't think its confusing. I mean look at us.mom and dad must have done a very very very bad deed to deserve you. So maybe that's what happened with Patrick. Maybe he just had such a bad luck"

I stopped him there closing our stupid discussion. But Luke wasn't having any of that

"so You're Saying that....I'm pattrick?" He still continued his stupidity

"and I'm also saying that you were unplanned" I smirked

"no fair riles!!! But I'm 2 minutes older than you . I mean if mom and dad were going to do the you know sacred deed. I mean first----"

I had to stop him there

"eww no Luke gross shut up . I mean dont you have a battle to fight or something" I finally gave up irritated

"nope sissy I'm all yours" he smirked.

I was face timing Luke and it actually felt good to be reminded of his stupidity.

"Okay Luke. I know  imma sound like an old wise man but I have to say it. There is no cure for stupidity Luke sangster so you're pretty much on your own" I finished while laughing

"stop being mean to me Riley. Anyways how are the others? How's ummm Zoe?" He nervously finished . huh? Zoe ? Why Zoe?

"Umm well I'm still looking for their brains so I guess they're fine . and umm Zoe will be here soon to pick us up. So I should hurry and get ready. Bueeee lukey bear.Love you" I bid him  good bye and shut my phone .

I was ready but I had a very strong feeling that Reece would still be snoring like an annoying bug. With that thought I went to his room. Just to prove my thinking right.

There on the bed lay a very attractive looking creature known as a very hot boy known as Reece Mathews shirtless..

shaking that eww gross thought away I went in to shake him lightly at first

"Reece wakey wakey!!!" I slow whispered. I was really playing civil with him until that cursed mouth opened

"Go away! I dont wanna go to school today. I fractured my motivation"

you see that! Exactly that! No matter how attractive the creature is when he opens his mouth , stupid comes out. Thats exactly why I don't think I'm ever ending up with someone other than myself .

"NO REECE!!! FLIPPING WAKE UP!! WE'RE LATE!! ZOE WOULD BE HERE IN NO TIME TO PICK US UP!!!" I screamed knowing that the sweet voice won't work with him.

"Go away riles . I'm busy" he said with still closed eyes

"no Reece flipping wake up!!! Or imma chop Of your balls and feed them to the dead dinosaurs!!!!" I shook him again like a wild hag!!!

"Riley!!!!!!!please leave . let me----" I interrupted

"no I won't let you sleep!! NOW GET YOUR PRETTY BODY OFF OF THE BED OR YOUR BODY WILL NOT BE LEFT PRETTY" while in the process of shouting at him I snatched the sheets off of him.