Aphmau HEADCANNONS(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Zane

{ya'll were going to get a Lucinda chapter but I don't feel mysteriously seductive enough to do it I just kinda feel tired but in a pleasant way so ya'll get Zane} 

A whole chapter devoted to the smol emo nugget. 

Give it up for Zane!

-LOVES cosplay

-Loves cosplaying with Travis

-Loves cosplaying with Aphmau

-Loves cosplaying as JD

-Loves cosplaying as the SQUIP

-Loves cosplaying as Mettaton (or any undertale character in general)

-Has also cosplayed as Ethan Nakamura (from Percy Jackson), Snape, Count Olaf, Nico di Angelo, and genderbent Veronica {those were all I could think of at the moment}

- Has wanted to cosplay as Draco Malfoy but he doesn't think he could get a wig good enough.

-Btw, Draco was and is one of his favorite characters 

-Has asthma (technically canon but whateves)

-Is rather confused by Kawaii~Chan's existence.

-Is #1 roaster

-Like Congratulations level of roasting

-Can and will pick out your insecurities and use them against you. He has a mental list of things everyone's touchy about, and he's constantly editing it.

-It's actually fun for him.

-It was a hobby for him to just make constant jabs at everyone until he actually made Kawaii~Chan cry and Aphmau yelled at him for 3 hours straight

-Now he doesn't do it as much, and usually keeps it to people he knows won't get too offended

-When he first jabbed at Travis he was kinda thrown off because it was almost kind of.... cute????? to tease Travis and see his reaction???? so he did it more and Travis eventually got used to it (especially after Aphmau told him separately that Zane doesn't have great social skills and his teasing changes once he get to know you. It becomes less harsh and more playful (as if Zane could ever be playful)). Now he just rolls with is and has jokingly said "Aw, love you too" which resulted in a v flustered Travis.

-{Crap I've made Zane sound like a tsundere}

-Know Aphmau inside and out {it's not dirty I swear}

-Really likes paying with Travis and Aphmaus hair

-Can make the best braids on Mystreet

 -I've seen a lot of people headcanon Garroth as the overprotective Romaeve (nothing against you if you do) but nah Zane.

Zane is the overprotective one.

He's protective of Aph and he's protective of his brothers and he will fite you

-Likes dressing up. Doesn't matter if it's formal or fantasy or normal or what. He just enjoys dressing up.

-His parents drilled it into his head that he needed to look his best and that always stuck with him.

-SYLTHERIN.

PRIDE.

-LOVES Series of Unfortunate Events. He raved about the netflix series when it came out and reread the series all over again.

Also imagine him singing this song 

-Likes to draw

-Used to be edgier than a knife

-His vocabulary is a melting pot of idioms from all over the place. 

-Swears in a multitude of languages.

-Buds with Katelyn

-Likes grapes

-Drinks the sweetest coffee on earth while Travis drinks the bitterest stuff  know to man

-Has claustrophobia, automatonophobia (fear of wax figures, humanoid robots, audio animatronics, or other figures designed to represent humans), pediophobia (fear of dolls, chiroptophobia (fear of bats), 

-Fascinated with the ocean and what's in it

-His guilty pleasure are those satisfying videos. He loves them. 

-As much as he likes my little pony, he does NOT LIKE horses IRL

-Vylad once had a parrot and like any good sibling Zane taught it swear words

-He's uncannily like a cat

-Sometimes he marvels at the stupidity of others

-Allergic to perfume

-Breakfast is his favorite meal

-Is always the sober one at parties. Not because he's responsible; he just likes laughing at drunk people. He has captured many a great drunken moment from his friends. He refuses to delete any of them.

-Grammer nazi

-TØP is his religion, along with MCR

-Not only does he know how to brutally roast people, he also knows what can make them pee themselves laughing, or sob, or scream in terror. He likes noticing what makes people tick.

-At one point after the events of Emerald Secret, he took Kim aside (and told Kim to specifically ask Ghost to leave them alone) and told her "Look. I don't know where you stand with my brother. You seem like a nice girl, and I'm not sure, but if you have a crush on him, I want to give you a warning of sorts. He's hecka gay and only sees you as a friend. I'm sorry if I just crushed your dreams, I just wanted to make sure that you know this." and Kim is like "um?? thanks I guess?? I mean I kinda had a feeling that he was gay, considering the way he talks about Laurance all the time. But another thing is,,,,, ummm,,,,,,,, have you seen Lucinda?????" and Zane's like "oh okay I gotcha"

-He and KIm are pony friends

-Does all of his shopping online and doesn't see the point of just "going to the mall"

-Demiromantic, ace (maybe???? I know he's demiromantic)

-Likes pomegranates 

-Whenever he's listening to instrumental music he sings along

-When he was in high school he used to sit alone in his room and practice his evil laugh.

A/N This was pretty fun. I feel like I didn't make as many random ones as I usually do, though.

Song!

RICH SET A FIRE AND HE BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE *dying chipmunk sound*

So yeah, remember, BE MORE CHILL! HYE, my girs!