Aphmau HEADCANNONS(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Reaction to High School Crush

{I have barely watched any PDH S2 here we go}

{I might be recording my reactions for all the episodes if ya'll want}

Let's start off with some cringe! (why do I do this)

I only ship Aarmau. Other ships are gross and weak... Don't even try mess my ship or you'll be dead >:( Garmau and Laurmau sucks!!! I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU MESS WITH AARMAU. I DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER'S OPINION! DON'T SHIP GARMAU, LAURMAU OR ANYTHING ELSE EXCEPT AARMAU OR I'LL KILL YOU! I'M 100% SERIOUS!!!

Let the vid begin!

Cute beginning music

Already I see Rylan and Dottie (I think it's rylan????)

SMOL BLUEBERRY CHILD

LISTEN TO HIM HE'S SO CUTE AND PURE AND NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED

Why would people think that Kacey's a loser? He's the younger brother of one of the coolest girls in school.

"oh no someone's talking to me" me at family gatherings

I WANT TO PROTECT MY SON

"The only butts here are the ones that are moving!" I'm adopting that into my vocabulary.

Oh,,,,,,,,,, Kacey looks too grown up and chill in the selfie. Still cute tho

"I want to know where lunch is" my second question

It's blonde not-quite-gay-yet son Garroth whaddup

I'm so thirsty for garrance that anytime one says the other's name I crash through 10 doors and scream "IT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND"

Aph: Tell Laurance I said hi and give him a big hug for me! 

Now I'm just imagining Garroth hugging Laurance and Laurance is like um is this homo??? and Garroth's like Aph told me to hug you for her and so Garroth just sneaks in Laurance hugs and Laurance eventually goes up to Aph and says "Y'know, if you want to hug me, you should just do it yourself." And Aph's like ????? what are you talking about??? and Laurance is like "Garroth keeps on giving me hugs from you" and Aph says "??? I haven't sent you any hugs lately" and Garroths like "crap my cover has been blown I must go"

ZINIX YOU SNITCH

Oooh Sasha!

If you know he's a freshman how would he know who the leader of the shadow knights is? 

Awww :(((( Gene's gone

This is good and all but like,,,,,,,,,,,,

WHERE IS MY GAY DAUGHTER TEONY

YAYYYYYYY THERE SHE IS

It's Kawaii~Chan!

"I-I can d-do it- *drops from ceiling* HI THERE I CAN HELP"

"Hey do you know where- *poofs right in front of you* HI HOW MAY I HELP"

I SWEAR TO IANITE KAWAII~CHAN IS ME

LUCIIIIII

I swear to Irene if it's Ivan I'mma smack him into a universe where everything is made of ghost peppers

The way that Luci says "like you, Aphmau" is so cute I cannot

Teony literally sounds like the first character you met in a video game who becomes your mentor

I guess that's pretty much what she is though

Ah yes the snitch squad

#better than mean girls

I'm sorry but if I were in that situation I probably would have actually either

A) punched her in the gut

B) screamed at the top of her lungs

or C) shoved her

I mean those would have been my impulses

o wow it kai

at first I was going to say "wow Kai sounds familiar almost like ProZD" 

Then I was like "wait oh yeah"

it's Aaron!

Aph that was not a relaxing deep breath

o hECHK APH YOU DROPPED YOUR PHONE

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

IT'S THE MYTHIC BITCH

A/N Yeup

Do you want me to do this for the whole series? Please comment.

It's a male version of hello kitty and it's pretty good

The "meow" is kinda hot

So yeah, remember, GARRANCE. HYE, my girs!