In a parallel world (Countryball fanfiction -Read the description first-)

Chapter 25- Massages and clones

Sealand: * Worries about Poland *

Italy: *comforts Sealand*

USA: *Takes Germany to his bedroom and puts him on his bed*

Greece: *Enters Germany's bedroom with USA.*

USA: I'll make you something to drink Germany

Germany: Danke... Amerika...

Greece: *comes closer to Germany* How much does your back hurt?

Germany: Hurts a lot

Greece: Do you want to make you a massage?

Germany: Ja please

Greece: Turn yourself on the back so I can start please.

* Germany rolls over *

Greece:*starts the massage* Do you like it?

Germany: Oooooh ja it's so good

Greece: *still massages Germany* Ευχαριστώ! Now, I will do it in reverse.

Germany: Ooooh ja ja ja ja

Greece: *massages harder*

USA:*comes at the door* Hey! I brought the drink you wanted-

Germany: Oh ja! Harder! JA!

USA:*hears kind of sexy sounds* .....I'll drink it myself then.... *goes away*

Greece: Hey come back don't you want a massage?

USA: Well, some beatings over my wrecked bones wouldn't hurt.

Greece:....Ok

USA: *Jumps like a bomb in the bed accidentally throwing Germany out of the bed on the floor.*

Germany: OH GOT VERDAMT AMERIKA!

USA: Sorry

* Meanwhile *

*The others have stopped at the end of the forest near an abandoned city beacause they were tired of running.*

Poland: * Feels hungry and thirsty *

Reichtangle: Any luck of findings new supplies here?

Prussia: Wy do you need supplies? We are not normal beings sohn.

Togo: * Uses his magic to make a dinner table with food and drink on it *

Russia: Wow! You're useful little guy aren't you?

Togo: Thank you Russia.

Russia: Спассиба for all. We very hungry indeed.

*All get to the table and start to eat.*

Poland: * Eats *

Reichtangle: How's ze food Polen?

Poland: Good very good and spicy

Togo: I am very happy that you enjoy it.

Poland: * Enjoys the until he gets a chubby tummy *

Poland: *burps cutely*

Reichtangle: Polen thats rude.

Poland: Przepraszam Niemcy....

Reichtangle: Very good Polen * Eats his *

Prussia:*finishes his* So, we need to make progress into our project any ideas on how to do it?

Reichtangle: Hmmmmm How about you make a clone of yourself?

Russia: Clones work but how many clones to make?

Prussia: 10

Togo: For each one of us?

Prussia: Just me

Reichtangle: Wy? Clones are careless copies. Zey don't need food to live.

Prussia: Son please.

* Poland feels tired *

Reichtangle: Nein until we make some fur all of us.

Poland: Niemcy please carry me I'm feeling sleepy.

Reichtangle: You like to be carried Polen? Vater, bitte wait for mich ein minutten. Ich have to do something. *picks Poland up*

Poland: * Sleeps while Reichtangle is carrying him *

*After Reichtangle goes to bring Poland somewhere to sleep...*

Prussia: *sigh* Why does mein sohn love his toy so much? It's useless.

Togo: Come on, he's just a kid let him have fun.

Prussia: Germans don't have fun. Zey must work fur survival.

Togo: Yeah but they play when they're bored.

Prussia: You don't understand wat Ich mean. Mein sohn ist stromk, but Polen ist weak. He will drag mein son down by his attitude.

Togo: Oh.....I see...

Russia: He is like a child wanting his toy.

Prussia: Ich must do somesing about zat. Once his toy is alone, Ich'll kill it meinself and tell mein son it is missing. Also, if one you tells him wat I said now, Ich'll smack your necks.

Togo: Thats a horrible idea.

Russia: Agreed.

Prussia: Gehen, Ich am doing zat to help mein son. He will feel sad for a time but he will get over zat.

Russia: You are sick in head Cyka.

Prussia: Ich am not sick in ze head. Ich always was like zis. Ich want mein sohn back. He was a talented killer. Now he is a fuzzy-wuzzy baby sister.

Russia: Whatever глупый * Drinks his vodka *
Reichtangle:*comes back*

Prussia: You're back mein son.

Reichtangle: Ja mein Vater.Ich put mein toy somewhere safe. Now,in regards to ze project, who wants to have clones?

Prussia: I do boy

Russia: Oh, да! Bring me some clones!

Reichtangle: Togo, do you want clones too?

Togo: I'm good thank you.

Reichtangle: Ok Gehen. As you say. So, how are we supposed to create zem?

Togo: Hmmmmmmmm * Sees an old cloning machine *

*The old machine is near the enterance of the abandoned city.*

Togo: I think I found something to clone ourselves. *Points towards the machine*

Russia: Hmmmm interesting I guess we should test it. Пруссия you be guinea pig.

Prussia: *is pushed inside* Ich swear Ich'll kill you...

Russia: Shut up and get in.

* They put Prussia in the machine and they press the start button *

*The machine extracts some of Prussia's DNA by inserting a syringe in his body to take a little blood from him. Then the machine starts to produce clones.*

Russia: Look at him go.

*Prussia is spazzing out in the manchine.*

Reichtangle: Vater?

*The clone machine stops and spits out a few clones. Prussia gets out of the machine.*

Reichtangle: Vater are you ok?

Prussia:Zis machine is broken.... Do not enter it again....Oh mein got, ich need totake some fresh air....