Chapter 9- Attack!

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Italy: Coming Papa!

* They all come in to the living room *

Britain:All of us are here?

Poland: Yes we are.

Britain: I have to make an announcement. I've been talking with SPQR and my son for the past few hours about what is happening outside my house and we made a deal about it. SPQR I'll let you say it.

Ancient Rome: * Explains what is happening *

San Marino: That is awful! Are they going to kill us too?

SPQR: Probably son...

Italy: And a how can we solve-a this?

Reichtangle: Create weapons.

Britain: Good idea Germany!

Russia: ХАХАХАХАХА! Я have 7300 nu-.... and Я forgot them at home.....

Reichtangle: Wat is a nuke?

Russia: A nuclear weapon.

Reichtangle: Does my grandson have them?

Germany: I have them and all I had is chlorine tear gas.

Reichtangle: Ich am proud my son.

Britain: Any other volunteers with weapons?

Poland: How about a toilet pump?

Germany: Hmmmmm........I guess this should be an ok weapon Polen.

Uk: But toilet pupms aren't effective weapons. Any other ideeas?

Reichtangle: Hmmmm.........I have grenades.

Britain: Good idea. I have some guns and artilery too. We have to get out of here as fast as we can. Take all the supplies you see and let's go!

Sealand: But daddy, what are we gonna do about the house?

Reichtangle: Ich have an idea little one, we could wood up the doors and windows.

Britain: We could try but if we fail some of us are going to be dead. I have some emergency wood sent from Canada in the basement.

Germany: Und if we run out of it we could use furniture.

Poland: Or the attic Niemcy. We could make molotov cocktail bombs from Russia's vodka bottles. Right Russia?

Russia: *thinking who should he kill first in the horde of parasites* Да, Полша. Anything for my people. Although, Я will miss my vodka.

Poland: I will give you some Polish beer Russia.

Russia: Нет, beer is for pusssies. Vodka does it all.

San Marino: I will watch out to see if hordes are coming for us.

Poland: I'll give you Polish Vodka instead.

Reichtangle: Good idea be on ze lookout.

* Later *

*All of the countries have weapons of their own. The doors are blocked with furniture and wood.*

San Marino: They are coming! Everyone! Team up and fight!

Italy: Io'll be with-a Polonia!

Germany: Ich'll be with Russland! * Throws Molotov cocktails at them *

San Marino: Coming Italy!

Reichtangle: *throws his grenades at the paralel nations with Poland and Italy*

Britain: Take this you bastards! *shoots the hordes with guns*

Sealand: Yay daddy!

Germany: Take this everyone wear your gas mask, this is going to be painful! * Throws Chlorine tear gas *

*a large part of the horde has disapeared and an even larger part has appeared from the back.*

Reichtangle: Oh nein!

Italy: Germania Your a tear gas isn't a working!

Britain: *is still shooting hordes*

Russia: *is still throwing molotov vodka* Да! Want to see these сукаs dying! *gets ot of molotov vodka*

*the hordes are craking the wood*

Poland: * Throws food at them *

*they lick it and Germany invisible facepalms himself*

*some hordes have entered the house and are marching forward*

Reichtangle: * Throws gardening soil at them *

*The hordes are getting bigger and angrier*

Poland: Aaaaaaaah help!

* USA comes crashing down and shoots tranquilizer darts at them *

USA: *plays this on his mp3 player: *

Still USA: Don't worry.... What was your name? *checks country guide book* Ah... North Pole! I've come to save you all! Come with me through them!

Poland: It's Poland Mr. USA!

USA: Doesn't matter North Pole bring your group and let's get out of here!

*Everybody leaves. When Russia wanted to leave USA didn't let him.*

USA: Stay out of this you dirty parasite!

USA: Lets see who's behind that mask Russia! * Pulls the mask face *

*Behind the mask was its parasite form.*

Russia: Looks like you need bucket of freedom! *Puts glasses on his face.* You will pay for this!

*USA locks Russia up and goes back to the group.*

taly: You were a pretending to a be a Russia a America?

USA: He is Russia but he went crazy.

USA: Let him be. Once the parasites are killed they will come back to life as parasites again. Now go! I'll tell you more about him once we are safe.

Poland: Ok

Reichtangle: Listen to what he says Polen, lets go!

Poland: Ok Niemcy!

*They all run toghether with San Marino at the end of the group. Russia seeks revenge and escapes. Then, He finds San Marino and eats him without anyone noticing. Russia gets back in the house. * *After they left the hordes of parasites.....*

Poland: * Trips and falls *

-To be continued...-

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