Total Drama Mushroom Action

20. The Aftermath: The Final Party

(On the screen...)

Lakitu: *sighs* She got a role she likes... Anyways, Waluigi! Spin!

Waluigi: *spins*

Lakitu: Jock! Like that popular guy! The guy the prom queen or cheerleader dates!

Peach: It would suck to be the–

Lakitu: *stares*

Boo: *stares*

Everyone: *stares*

Peach: Crap.

*Transition*

Lakitu: We are going to play some sports!

Daisy: Yay!

Birdo: No...

*Transition*

Fly Guy: Ugh, fine.

Mario: OH, FLY GUYYYYY!!! *grabs Fly Guy*

Fly Guy: Ugh! I already said no to the stupid alliance!

Mario: Sure... and besides, what's not to love? My sexiness?

Fly Guy: This is why I won't form an alliance with you!

Daisy: Mario's so dense.

Rosalina: He better not win today, he's got my vote.

*Transition*

Boo: It's whoever defeats the monster first, which means it's every woman for herself when we get there.

Peach: BOO!!! I thought we were going to the final four! We have to take down Mario! *blushes*

Boo: You're BLUSHING!? I'M SORRY, BUT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TAKE HIM DOWN, EVEN THOUGH YOU LIED AND STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM!? UNBELIEVABLE!!!

Peach: Wait, Boo I–

Boo: I don't wanna hear it Peach! Stop messing with everyone's heads!

Peach: No! Just listen!

Boo: Goodbye Peach. We may settle this another time. Or maybe not. All I know is that you're going down.

Peach: Oh dear...

*Transition*

Lakitu: Um... yeah no. We do not need to roll the cameras over here!

Mario: What? Why?

Lakitu: The kitchen.

Mario: So I may have burned an oven or two. What's the big deal?

Lakitu: WHAT? HOW DO YOU EVEN BURN AN OVEN?

Mario: I dunno. I guess I'm the first.

Lakitu: I'm sure there's other idiots out there like you...

Mario: So I got an "F" in Kindergarten! So?

Lakitu: THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE LETTER GRADES IN KINDERGARTEN! WERE YOU THAT STUPID?!

Mario: "F" is for "Effort."