Total Drama Mushroom Action

17. Mario Party!

Lakitu: Previously on this show, Mario firstly tried to woo in Fly Guy to make an alliance with him. This didn't work too well – Fly Guy refused... like a bazillion times! Ha! Mario is such a loser!!!

Mario: Just continue the freaking intro thing!

Lakitu: Fine. Idiot. Anyways, while Mario worked on Fly Guy, he worked on Boo... not really. I kinda made a reference during the soccer part of yesterday's sporty challenge! Yes, and Mario won, and Birdo was sent packing–

Peach: In a nutshell.

Boo: *rolls her eyes*

Lakitu: So... yeah. Tune in for more... now? What are you all doing here?

Boo: Well, the challenge is gonna go on either way, might as well get it over with...

Lakitu: Don't mess with my schedule.

Boo: You have organization skills? Wow...

Lakitu: Whatever.

Fly Guy: Ugh, fine.

Mario: OH, FLY GUYYYYY!!! *grabs Fly Guy*

Fly Guy: Ugh! I already said no to the stupid alliance!

Mario: Sure... and besides, what's not to love? My sexiness?

Fly Guy: This is why I won't form an alliance with you!

Daisy: Mario's so dense.

Rosalina: He better not win today, he's got my vote.

Peach: Um...

Boo: Peach, what's wrong?

Peach: I mean, I've been upset and swooning over him ever since he left, which is weird, I know, but I can't vote him out.

Boo: I want to say I understand, but I don't.

Daisy: Yeah, Mario's a–

Rosalina: I understand Peach, totally. It's true love!

Peach: It is not! Rosalina! How could you! I was just talking about wasted time.

Rosalina: Sure you were. *smirks*

Peach: Ugh! Why don't you all just jump of a bridge?

Boo: I, um, I'm dead... so I can't really jump... just float...

Peach: UGH!!!

Mario: Hey Peach, let's–

Peach: NO!!! GO AWAY!!!

Lakitu: CHALLENGE TIME!!!

Peach: Oh, come on!

Fly Guy: What's today's challenge?

Lakitu: MARIO PARTY!!!

Peach: UGH!!!

Mario: It's named after me and something Toad created? I'm guaranteed the win!

Daisy: What's so wrong about Toad? Toadette I get, but Toad?

Mario: Well, the first Mario Party was me, Luigi, Yoshi, Peach–

Peach: UGH!!!

Mario: And those disgusting menaces Wario and DK. Ugh. Well, long story short Toad hosted it.

Daisy: Oh. Waluigi and I joined after.

Mario: Yeah, and then we added enemies like Boo, Dry Bones, Blooper, Koopa Kid, Koopa, Hammer Bro., BJ...

Fly Guy: Yeah yeah yeah we get it. But how come there's six of us when Mario Party is for four?

Lakitu: That one with eight?