Hammertime (High School Johndave)

Chapter 2

John P.O.V

After homeroom I went to my locker and waited for Dave after I grabbed my Chem book. Just then, Jake came up to me.

"Ello ol' chap." He said in his British accent, Jake actually looks a lot like me, except for green eyes and he's taller than me, like everyone. He's 16, he got held back because he focused more on football than grades so he had to retake.

"Hi Jake!" He was popular and I don't know why he was talking to me, but oh well.

"Um, so, there's a party this weekend and I was wondering if you could come. And I've also heard some talk about two Strider twins coming, as well as that you know them?" He said raising an eyebrow.

"Uhh, I guess I kind of talked to Dave and have a few classes. I don't know of Dirk yet, we only said hello." Jake bit the inside of his cheek.

"Well, then if you could talk to Dirk that would be dandy, he is quite handsome if I do say." I giggled at that, who would have thought Jake to be gay? Literally everyone shut up. Oof.

Dave came up and grabbed his book as well. "Yo, who was that guy, isn't he on the football team?" I nodded.

"Yeah. We were talking about Dirk, actually." Dave raised a blonde eyebrow over his shades. I shook my head at this.

"Let's head off to Chem, shall we?" Dave groaned out loud which made me chuckle.

Dave P.O.V

'Great, a class where you use bunson burners when you're a human match.' I thought. I entered the classroom and handed the teacher my note about how I'm new and the shades stay. I went and sat by John, of course. Then the teacher Ms.Erikson Random name idk spoke up.

"Okay, class. Today we are going to be seeing chemical reactions when they are exposed to heat. 'Hooray, just what I need'. John looked happy, though, so it was okay. Then a chick came up and slammed her hands on the table, one of them bionic.

"Hey, eggnerd. You should be my partner because you know how to actually do this shit." John sneered.

"Fuck off, Vriska. I already have a partner." Vriska grabbed his collar and pulled him up to look him in the eye. Oh hell no. I stood up and pulled them apart.

"Yo, calm the fuck down. Leave the kid alone." Vriska walked away, scoffing. She's nice.

"14. Dave. I'm 14." I chuckled.

"I'm still older than you, what's up with that chick?"

"Oh, Vriska? She's been teasing me and shit since 4th grade. Then one day she randomly asked me out and we dated for like 3 weeks, after that she found out... something." I shrugged.

"She just seems like a bitch," I smirked, "and what is that something?" John froze. Shit did I say something wrong? Oh god I fucked it up. John opened and closed his mouth a few times when the teacher spoke.

"Everyone, slowly pour your sodium diatrate I made this up into the beaker, and heat it up really slowly. If the heat is too high, it will explode and stain your skin purple, so be careful." John started pouring it in. I overheard Vriska talking to her posse.

"That new Dave kid is fucking weird. He thinks he's so cool with his shades, haha." She put her hands over her glasses. "Oooh, I'm Dave Strider, I'm soooooooo cool. I wear shades to hide my insecurities." Normally, this wouldn't have bothered me, but it happens everywhere I go, no matter where. Needless to say, I'm pissed. John looked over, worried.

"Dave? Dave are you okay? Hey, what's wrong?"

Boom. Everyone screamed. The table is on fire and it splattered all over Vriska, and it's my fault. Then, the teacher spoke up.

"Everyone calm down! Pull the fire alarm and leave the classroom."

*Time skip to after everything got cleared up*

I'm in the principals office, so is John, we're in front of Principal Hussie.

"Now, Dave, John. What happened?" John was about to speak up but I cut in.

"I did it, sir." He looked at John in a questioning look. I spoke again. "I accidentally put the burner too high and it exploded." He put his elbows on the table and leaned forward on his hands.

"Mr. Strider, having just that happen doesn't make an entire table catch on fire. What actually happened?" Fuck. I stood up and walked out, calling bro, the principal calling after me. After three rings he picked up.

"Hey lil man, what's up?" I took a breath.

"Bro, I fucked up. Bad. Like, really bad." I heard him and my mom whispering for about 20 seconds.

"Okay, ummm. I'll pick you up and we'll talk at home." Great.

Johns P.O.V

I'm in class studying what was going on in beaker and I look at Dave and he's pissed, I don't know why so I try talking to him.

"Dave? Dave are you okay? Hey, what's wrong." Boom. I scream and run out of the room like everyone else.

*Time skip*

I'm going to tell Hussie that I did it but Dave cut in. After I was done talking to him because Dave walked out I left and told my dad to pick me up. When I walked into my room I flopped on my bed and groaned.

"Fuuuuck." I'm already done with school. After about an hour Jade and I said goodbye to our dad and he left for his business trip. Yay, an entire week of doing nothing. Fun.

A//N This is trash oml