Hammertime (High School Johndave)

Chapter 4

John P.O.V

School was boring, as usual. The same thing all the time, Dave was acting.... strange, to say the least after what happened the day before. So I decided to talk to him about it, nothing better to do. So at lunch I walked my sassy ass over to our group of friends and tapped Dave's shoulder.

"Hey Dave!" He decided to look up, shades still on his face as always.

"What's up bro?"

"Can I talk to you for a moment?" He stood up from his spot and shrugged.

"Sure man, let's go to a place a bit more private, eh?" I nodded and as we started walking to the bathroom everyone was hollering for some reason? I don't know why, they're just weird. When we reached the boys bathroom I sat on one of the porcelain sinks, swinging my legs while my thighs squished. Dave was the first to speak up.

"Hey, you okay? Earth to Egbert." And I realized I was spacing out.

"Oh sorry, what?" Dave chuckled, that low manly chuckle he so envied, wanted. His voice was deepening only a little bit, but his voice was pretty high.

"You wanted to talk to me about something?" He questioned, sticking his hands into his pockets. I nodded for a second and looked up.

"Yeah, I was wondering if you were alright?" He looked a little shocked, was that not the right thing to say?

"Yeah dude, I'm fine. Why do you ask?" I started playing with the bottom of my sweater, yay, anxiety way to kick in on the perfect moment.

Dave P.O.V

He asked me if I'm okay, am I? Honestly, who knows? He speaks up again.

"W-well, you just seem a little off, I don't know how to explain it." I went pale, well paler then I already was. Did he know about me? Did he find out I'm a fucking freak? I mean, put two and two together it kinda turns out that I was the cause. Fuck.

"Y-yeah, I'm completely okay. Great, better than when Fred went on to iCarly. Like a kid when he opened his Christmas presents to reveal he got a pack of hot wheels, fucking dandy."

"Well, that made a whole lot of no sense. But are you sure?"

"Yeah, don't worry about it. It's just the move and all." His eyes brightened a little bit, he's freaking adorable, and he hopped down off the sink like a child and looked up.

"Okay, if you say. Anyways Saturday Jade wants everyone to come over and we'll marathon scary movies because Halloween is coming up, wanna come?"

"Sure sounds pretty cool, I'll tell Dirk." Then he looked like he realized something.

"Fuck! I forgot to tel, your brother that Jake is probably really gay for him and wants him to go to a party Friday." He started walking around, muttering to himself fiddling with his sleeves until I grabbed his arms and he looked at me.

"Egdork, calm down, I'll tell him today, don't worry." He took a deep breath and nodded.

"Okay, thanks." He smiled a little bit and motioned to the door. "We should go before someone thinks we did something really gay." And then he burst into laughter and I chuckled a bit.

"Yeah, yeah. Let's go you fucking dork." And we walked back and everyone was smirking at us, like those fucking Lenny faces you put when you're reading some wattpad smut and it's starting to get really intimate, ya know?

"What's your guys' deal? We were gone for like 10 minutes, not long enough for us to fuck. Get your shit right guys, jesus." All their faces faltered and Sollux spoke up.

"Long enough for a blow job dipthit." He shrugged. Then John, butted in.

"We didn't fuck, and I didn't give Dave head Jesus Christ, can't I talk to my fucking friend without you guys assuming I'm going to lose my virginity?" Everyone looked at him, I don't think he speaks up often, then Roxy started clapping.

"Whoo, go Johnny!" She took an fucking full vodka bottle out of her backpack. Can't you get in a lot of trouble for that? Dirk reached for it.

"Rox, you can't fucking drink in school. You're drunk already anyways." He shook his head.

"Dirk, give it to me. I don't have classes with her." I reached out and grabbed the bottle. And before I put it in my backpack I drank like half of it. Dirk had to physically rip it out of my hands, what a party pooper.

"Jesus Dave, that was like your first sip of alcohol, and you're like 12. You're a fucking idiot, have fun doing stupid shit you dumbfuck." I waved him off.

"Shhhhhhhhhh. I an not going to do anything stupid, I never do. And I'm 3 minutes younger than you!" Dirk just rolled his eyes and put the bottle into his bag and walked away. Then Eridan and Sollux began bickering, as usual and then Eridan poured water on his head.

"¡Eres un idiota! Voy a terminar con usted. Ellos te encontrarán en una zanja al lado de la carretera sangrienta y magullada." (You fucking idiot! I will end you. They will find you in a ditch at the side of the highway bloody and bruised.(this is Google translated oof))

"Guys, chill! You don't. You don't gotta-" and then there was barf, all over the table. John offered to take me into the nurse so I could go home, fun.

A//N Does anybody enjoy this story, it's really shitty. Should I continue?