Jajaja*, berry punny,
ewe think that ewe
can out-sheep me?
Hoove are ewe to think that,
counting sheep and shiz?
I will stahmp the soul of my soles out
and my son the sun,
light but full of light,
will burn ewe, make a will.
Don't look at me with that sheepish smile,
I mean sheariously, wool ewe stop that!
Baa baa baa,
you are berry lamb,
baa baa baa,
I'll ram ewe into some pasture.
You need to get the flock out of here
before I call my bea-ewe-tifowl herd
of all sheeps and sizes to give ewe a fresh shave!
Ewer fur will be a mess,
ewer fashion in shambles,
what was once the baaaamb is now damaged,
ewer the laughing stock of the barn
and honestly, fur real,
you are a bbbaaaaaitc-
[whoops, censors;)]
A/N
*Jajaja: my Hispanic friend says this instead of the English "hahaha". Same shizzle tho.
This is pretty random and a whole joke but this was inspired by all of those wonderfully hilarious people who made sheep puns on My Comics>> Bones>> Pages 341-350 by JaneConquestBackup.
Ewe'll are berry punny and I love that ewe'll bonded over sheep puns. Ewe'll are the baaahhhhst! :D
Anywhozies, you should go check the book out! It is pretty amazing and hella funny, plus, you can find funny people in the comments! :)
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