Dedicated to Snowy (Snow_Alchemist1000) because she is the one who got me to record myself and I immediately hate myself for it lol.
I messed up a couple times, stumbling over my words but eh Idgaf.
Link if video doesn't work (also in external link) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXmU_J-tq9w
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To pee,
or not to pee,
that is the question.
Hold it in,
or let it go,
what to do
oh I don't know.
I want to pee
but I'm too lazy,
I want to pee,
but I won't let it faze me.
Wait...the feeling is gone.
Delightful,
wonderful,
the feeling has now dwindled into nothin-
MY GOODNESS MY BLADDER IS ON FIRE!
The feeling is back,
now more intense than ever,
subsiding in my insides,
as well as my conscious,
taking over my brain.
My bladder forces me to stand
as my legs instinctively clench together
to hold the wizz in.
I do the "potty dance" out of the room,
almost tripping a multitude of times
over my own two feet that
forcibly make me pigeon-toed,
all in an attempt to keep the wizzle wazzle in.
To be or not to pee,
that is the question.
To pee or not to pee,
my bladder's decision.
A/N
A poem dedicated to anyone who has ever been too lazy to pee or just was doing something important so held it or anything else. Ya'll know the struggle. When you are about to go to sleep or are just comfortable in your bed and then your bladder decides to force you to get up.
It sucks.
XD
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