my creepypasta chatroom XD

chapter 16 of parties X3

Me: sup my bitches! XD

Max: that was kinda rude =_=

Melody: yeah it was

Me: calm down will ya they know I don’t say it to offend them it’s my way of greeting my little fans I have =_=

Kim: it’s just the way she talks like how Donnie darko wears a creepy bunny suit

Me: well that doesn’t sound like an insult at all *rolls her eyes*

Anthony:*walks in wish a piece of paper* well the schedule says we have a masquerade ball later but otherwise we’re free to do whatever and with that I mean my dares >:D

Me: alright but first can we have some of max’s cake

Anthony: sure I’ll get it*goes to the kitchen, pours a gender bender potion in the cake, and serves it to us*here ya go

Me: thanks bro *eats the cake and turns in to a boy* got verdammt!!!!!!!

The whole mansion:*turn into opposite gender*

Anthony: haha 1 down 2 to go XD

Me: you look like a drag queen =_=

Nikki: I look like maka :D

Kate: I look like kairu

Kaitlin: I look like hikaru

Me: I look like grell <3

Ciara: I look like nina 0_0

Anthony: ok time for some more dare >:)

Me: fine SPLENDER,TRENDER GET IN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Sp and tr: what?

Me: I have to go shopping with you so let’s go

Sp & tr: *nod and teleport me to the mall*

Tr: now if I remember correctly no pink right?

Me: yep and I have to get a dress so lets’ go~*runs in hot topic*

Meanwhile at the mansion~

Anthony: ok OFFENDER!!!! Get in here please

Of: what? *smoking a cigarette*

Anthony: you have to rape ben and Jeff >:D

Ben and Jeff: what?! *Pales dramatically*

Of: finally~ *licks his lips, grabs his now female victim and teleports away*

Le rest:*hears ben and Jeff scream in fear and pain in the distance* 0_0

With me~

Me: *walks out wearing the outfit from canterella that jeff wore* this?

Tr: It’s kinda hard to tell because you’re now a guy but it still works :D

Me: ok then we’ll get it <3 *walks to the cash register*

Le cashier: hey there cutie<3 *winks at me* nice cosplay

Me: ok dude how much is this *points to the outfit and ignores his first statement*

Cashier: $75 and your phone number <3

Me: (=_= are you f*cking kidding me)*hands 75 bucks* here you go sir *grins and walks out*

Sp: nice try bro but she’s not impressed :/

Tr: way too pushy *shakes his head*

Sl:*turns back into true form* I gotta try don’t i?