I think it’s time to kick things up a notch. As much as I’d love to have a gluten-free bakery attached to my bedroom and movie called Pretty Wild: The Agnes Kindle story made about my life as an Unlikely Animal Friendships enthusiast, I can have all those things and Markham too if I could just become Managing Editor of The BHUT next year. I must continue to pursue my dreams, which means I really need to get a scandalous picture of Winona for my blog—something that will really blow Markham away. That shouldn’t be too hard as Winona seems to have no problem skanking around town with any celebrity who happens to look her way. If she’s that comfortable with the things she does in public, just imagine what she does in the privacy of her own home!
That gives me an idea. I would check back tomorrow, dear reader (readers?). If I play my cards right it should be something pretty juicy (unless of course, I am in jail).
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HumorHi, my name Agnes and this is my blog. In it I document my search for missing popstar Winona Darling. To accomplish this I’ve spent the past couple months pretending to be an up-and-coming singer who never wears pants. Why? Well…it’s complicated. Th...
