Teh Meh [Andy Biersack, Gerard Way, and Brendon Urie x Female Reader]

Meanwhile

Meanwhile with Breadbox Urinator. . .

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". . . What kind of teh meh does [y/n] even fucking like??????"

Germ Rag bursts through the door and accidentally breaks it whoops but then he realizes he's Gerard Way and he can do whatever the flap he wants.

"Boi, [y/n] doesn't give a flying flap what kind of teh meh you get her, she eats her homework."

"👍," oFf-bREANDon UrIEn says.

"I'll have one Homework sandwich plz," he says to Pete Wentz behind the counter.

"Of courrzzzzeee," Pete Wentz says.

"One question tho," Germ Rag says while strutting.

"Whwhwhhwaaartt?" Pete annsszzkksss.

"Why r u teh only 1 wit a normal naeeemm??"

Pete doesn't know how to answer that so he implodes but the thought of Patrick Stump revives him so now he's a pile of imploded soup.

"Cool I'll give this to [y/n] too I think she likes soup," Brenda Cocaine picks up soupy petey.

Meanwhile. . .

gErM rAg iS nOt gErMy

Meanwhile. . .

If Pete Wentz is soup now, but he was revived, does that mean he's talking soup???

Meanwhile. . .

Pete Wentz doesn't have ankles.

Meanwhile. . .

Pete has gotta be really short now.

Meanwhile. . .

[y/n]: tf? I didn't ask for soup. Oh well. Food is food

"i DoNt HaVe AnKlEs," soupy petey screams in his smol voice.

The end.

Written by Irisone