sergio : WHAT THE FUCK
sergio : WHY DID YOU JUST SEND ME A NAKED PICTURE OF A WOMAN PIQUÉ
sergio : PIQUÉ STOP IGNORING ME
sergio : GERARD PIQUÉ BERNABÉU ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW
i groan as i wake up, my head pounding. the sound of my phone vibrating next to me. i unlock the phone and squint at the messages.
me : why are you talking about my brother?
me : what is going on
me : oh my fucking god
me : tHIS IS MY BROTHER'S PHONE
me : MARIA MUST HAVE OUR PHONES MIXED AS IT WAS NIGHTTIME, I'M SO SORRY
me : i can't believe i just sent nudes to my brother's friend
sergio : also your brother's teammate
me : SAYING THAT ISN'T MAKING ANYTHING BETTER
me : please don't ever bring this up, i'm going to delete all messages between us and act like this conversation ever happened. deal?
sergio : deal, only on one condition
me : and that is?
sergio : you give me your actual number
me : why do you want my number, i'm a piqué i'm supposed to hate you
sergio : because you have a smoking hot body
me : fuck you
sergio : oh trust me babe, all the ladies want me
i quickly delete the conversation and go downstairs and get my phone, thankfully no one is downstairs.
me : i don't know why, from what i've seen you look like a horse
me : like that long hair and those earrings? YIKES
unknown : HAVE YOU ACTUALLY SEEN PICS OF ME OTHER THAN FROM 2006
me : no lol
me : i mean from a distance
sergio : google pictures of me
me : get over yourself horse
sergio : no google me so you know how different i look now
sergio : AND I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A HORSE
me : did you know my brother used to call you sergio ramhorse
sergio : have you googled me yet
me : geez hold your horses
me : get it
me : hold your horse wow i'm so funny
sergio : JUST DO IT
me : alright fine
i go onto safari and type in sergio ramos where pictures of him and real madrid appear. he does look incredibly different than from the last time i saw a picture of him. he's lost the earrings, got a haircut and has grown a beard.
me : okay not gonna lie right
me : but you actually look kinda hot okay bye
sergio : it's the impact of the beard you see
me : you literally copied my brother and grew a beard
me : and you used to style your hair like him too
me : get some originality ramhorse yikes
sergio : you are too similar to gerard it's like there's two of you
me : that is the idea of being related einstein
sergio : and the same sarcasm yikes i couldn't imagine being in the same room as you both
me : why would WE want to be in the same room as you first of all
sergio : because you would both be blessed
me : you mean blinded
sergio : babe please, you literally just called me hot
me : first of all DO NOT call me babe
me : second of all, do you want to get your head out of your own ass the weather is nice today
sergio : wow
sergio : nicely played
sergio : unlike your brother's defending
me : at least my brother doesn't score own goals
sergio : at least i'm still in the champions league
me : by offside goals and bribing the referee, shit what a fucking legend right there 👏🏻😩👌🏻
sergio : FUCK YOU
me : looks like the horse is getting defensive
sergio : i am a defender
me : who's got more red cards than liga titles
sergio : do you want me to tell your brother you sent me nudes
me : NO
sergio : then shut up.
okay i'm going to need your honest opinion on this fanfiction because i'm actually really nervous and anxious about this one.
