Jesse Rocks lives life day by day on his ranch, inherited to him at a young age, and goes by as a simple cowboy.
But Jesse's life changes when he receives a acceptance letter from Hope's Peak Academy as the Ultimate Cowboy.
As one of the few foreign...
A misunderstood viral video causes Jesse, Peko, and Angie to be brought onto the Dr. Phil show.
Announcer: Today on the Dr. Phil show: A ceremony to summon a "volcano god" sends a Japanese student to the hospital.
Who is to blame?
The mysterious, rough and tough American?
The deadly women with a sword?
Or the spiritual artist?
Find out today on the Dr. Phil show.
The camera showed Phil sitting on stage.
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Dr. Phil
Phil: Hello everyone, thank you for coming out. Now, we got three students from the prestigious Hope's Peak Academy here today because, well, they tried to summon a "volcano god" and sent a classmate to the hospital for several injuries. Let's meet them. We have miss Angie and Jesse here, along with miss Peko
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Peko Pekoyama Ultimate Swordswoman
Phil: So kids, what were you doing?
Angie: It was all my idea! The weather was bad and we needed to please the volcano god for good weather!
Peko: It got out of hand....fast.
Jesse: I just wanted my beer back.
Phil: Hold on, Beer? You're telling me that you're involvement was over alcohol?
Jesse: Well, Angie apparently needed all the alcohol in the ranch, so she took it and left a IOU note in the fridge.
Angie: Everyone knows volcano gods love alcohol! Duh!
Phil: Okay. Now I wanna focus on you Jesse, you're Academy record is long, and the school year just started!
Jesse: It's not that bad!
Phil: Bringing alcohol on Academy property Drag racing in the parking lot Sexual misconduct with multiple female students.
The crowd let out a shocked shout after the last one.
Peko: He is reckless, without a doubt.
Phil: Now Peko, why were you there? You're a model student!
Peko: I....was trying to be more social.
Phil: And setting a classmate on fire is your way of being social?
Peko: That's not how it happened! It was a accident!
Phil: Well, we actually have the video that was recorded during the "ceremony".
The stage screen lit up with a grainy video.
Jesse and Angie were arguing in the background as Peko lit a hat made of candles on Hifumi's head.
Jesse: Gimme my damn booze back!
Angie: No! It's our sacrifice for the volcano god!
Jesse: Isn't Hifumi supposed to be the sacrifice!?
Hifumi: Huh!?
Angie: No! He is the sacrifice presenter, that's why he is wearing the crown of flames.
Peko: Am I doing this right Angie?
Angie: It looks great Peko.
Jesse: Don't set him on fire.
Hifumi: I'm getting nervous....
Angie: Don't be! We will make a sacrifice to the volcano god and have good weather!
Jesse: I can't believe this....
The pure fury of your argument with Angie caused Peko to drop a lit candle on Hifumi's crotch, setting it ablaze in what could only be described as literal "bush fire".
The panic that overcame the room was intense.
Jesse: Shit! Where's the fire extinguisher!?
Angie: I took it out!
Jesse: Why!
Angie: It was a unholy item!
Jesse: You stupid shit!
Hifumi's pants were completely overtaken in flame, and he ran outside for the river.
Jesse: Damnit! I can't have someone else on the ranch get hurt!
Jesse quickly ran out after Hifumi, while Angie and Peko assessed the damage in the cabin.
The video ended, and Phil gave the group a disappointed look.
Jesse: He was fine.
Phil: You call third degree burns on his unmentionables fine?
Peko: At least the cabin wasn't burned down.
Jesse: Yeah, just the floorboards....which I had to pay to replace.
Angie: But it worked! The weather was great for the rest of the week! Praise be the Volcano God!
Everyone gave Angie a mixed look of disbelief and anger.
Phil: Right....folks we will be right back, and when we are, we will bring in a psychologist to asses these kids.
Jesse: What!?
Announcer: Dr. Phil will be back after this commercial break.
