Me, Realms13 and Brainexe13 went to DQ and this happened in text cause we didn't want to say it outloud
Me: we dont need to be talking about smut now!
Brain: SMUT LEMONS
Me: 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋
Brain: ( *・ω・)✄╰ひ╯
Me: 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋
Realms: DIIIIIICK
Me: PEEEEEEENISSSSS
(friend stole.phone): TIIIIIIITS
Realms: "have you ever wanted to fuck yourself?"
Brain: "LET ME SEE THE GAY ONE"
Me: hi. My brain said "IM.FUCKJNG CHOKING"
Realms: "Ass is a one-way street. Vagina is two, dick goes in, baby comes out."
Me: the ass is a street and little brown cars come from it
All: *laughing like we're high on laughing gas*
Realms: Vagina is a deep hole. Where a large figure goes in and doesn't come out for awhile...
Brain: finger fucking flowers
Me: i wonder where those go.
Realms: Have you ever seen white stuff come out of a different place?
Brain: XD
Me: ಠ_ಠ
Brain (i think): Dude it's the breasts for the babies chill
Me: I had a dream where someone was humping a pole. Help me
Brain: nu
Me: im fucking thirsty- *snort and gets up to go get water*
Realms: Have you seen a cat on a table leg?? Have u seen a small dog on a table leg?
Brain (i think): Have u had sex yet?
Me: Have you seen a large dog on a human
Realms: Do you know what happens when you fuck with a horse?
Brain: is the bone hard?
Me: THE BONE IS SO HARD IT'LL BREAK SOMEONE
realms: Wanna know what makes cat sex so painful?
Me: the spikes on the penis
We were high on ice cream
