existentialist// phan texting AU

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phillion🦁: why do you keep saying that?

dan: because it's true

phillion🦁: i don't hate you

dan: because you don't KNOW me

phillion🦁: i know that you are a human being named dan that is an insomniac and hates being called a breed of dog

dan: that doesn't change the fact that you know so little about me

phillion🦁: well fine then

phillion🦁: send me a picture of yourself then

phillion🦁: put a face to the spaniel

dan: i'm not sending you a picture of myself

phillion🦁: why notttt

dan: because

Read 12:23 P.M.

phillion🦁: because what?

Sent 12:25 P.M.

phillion🦁: dan?

Sent 12:27 P.M.

dan: because i hate everything about myself

Sent 2:48 P.M. 

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you know

i was gonna ease into the sad

but then my brain was like

'nope nope nope nopeity nope nope.biz.uk'

so here we are

yeah

...

how's life?

doing good?

that's good

ihm