Mario: Yeah, but that was four or eight... I think.

Rosalina: Whatever, I never played that one anyways.

Lakitu: So, we will play five mini-games. Each round, whoever does the worst is out! Let's start!

Daisy: Yay! What's the first mini-game?

Lakitu: Bouncy Brawl!

Daisy: Oh no...

Mario: Spin and bounce on a trampoline, try to get each other out... ha ha... sweet. First to fall loses?

Lakitu: Yes.

Blue: *sets up the challenge* Red, get your nappy down here and save the fallen!

Red: Um...

Blue: What?

Red: I had an accident...

Blue: Um... OK... ew... Green?

Green: Fine.

Lakitu: Three, two, one, GO!!!

Fly Guy: Oh, I don't feel so good...

Peach: Whatever. *jumps off*

Lakitu: And Peach is out!

Green: *catches Peach* Gotcha!

Peach: Thanks?

Green: NP BRAH!!!

Peach: ...

Lakitu: Next is Spiked Ball Scramble!

Rosalina: I don't like this one!

Daisy: It's spooky! I CAN'T STAND THE SPOOKINESS!!!

Rosalina ... You aren't funny.

Daisy: Oh. I HATE YOU.

Rosalina: FINE. YOU. ARE. FUNNY.

Daisy: Yay! *pushes Rosalina into the spikes*

Rosalina: AAH!!! *dies*

Lakitu: Oh... um...

Red: I'm back! You – you killed her? Well, here's my come-to-life-again syringe! *pokes*

Rosalina: Yay, I'm back!

Daisy: Sorry Rosie...

Rosalina: It's fine, trust.

Lakitu: Peach and Rosalina are out! Four left! Next it Peepa Panic!

Daisy: NOW IT'S SPOOKY!!! I CAN'T STAND THE SPOOKINESS!!!

Fly Guy: Shut up! We need to escape this mansion and make sure Mario doesn't win!

Mario: Hey, I didn't know you hated me!

Boo: Everyone hates you! *gets taken away by a Peepa*

Peepa: Ha ha ha! Peepa is better than Boo!

Boo: Grammar much?

Peepa: Individual much?

Lakitu: Oh golly gee, we've reached the final three (of this challenge)!

Fly Guy: Mario will lose.

Mario: Hey! No, you!

Daisy: ZIP IT, BICKERSONS!!!

Lakitu: It's time for a little Cliffside Crisis!

Fly Guy: Pfft, I can just... like... fly.

Lakitu: Fly Guy, that is cheating! You are disqualified!

Fly Guy: WHAT!? No!

Mario: Who's the loser now?

Fly Guy: It all depends on who wins, so... GO DAISY!!!

Daisy: Yay!

Lakitu: The last mini-game is Snake Block Party! You have three lives! Whoever manages to make it to the end, or survive the longest, wins. GO!!!

Daisy: Yeah, woohoo!

Mario: Don't look down, Daisy.

Daisy: *looks down* *falls*

Mario: Ha ha!!!

Daisy: Hey! *pushes Mario off*

Mario: No! Now I have two lives left!

Daisy: Oh no, the Snake Block ends here! *falls* Yikes!

Mario: And I just won!

Lakitu: Darn it... I mean: yay Mario won!!! I'm so excited... not.

Mario: Yes!

Fly Guy: Darn it Mario, I'm really–

Mario: No, I'm smarter than you think! You're tricking me!

Fly Guy: Oh... OK then.

(Outside the trailers...)

Boo: Uh, yeah, what is it, Fly Guy?

Fly Guy: Please vote out Daisy! She's a threat!

Boo: Uh... OK. I don't see why not.

Fly Guy: There's something I need to tell you real bad...

Boo: Yeah?

Lakitu: Oh, would you look at the time! It's time to see who will blast away! Go and vote.

(In the voting booth...)

Fly Guy: I vote for Daisy. With Mario immune, Daisy is the only person I think should go.

Boo: Whatever. I vote Daisy.

Mario: Fly Guy. The guys alliance is off.

Rosalina: I vote for Peach. She was acting rude today.

Daisy: Fly Guy.

Peach: Yeah, I'm upset and glad Mario's back. I can't vote for him, so I vote Fly Guy.

*end*

Lakitu: So, with three votes against him, Fly Guy, it's time to go!

Fly Guy: No!

Lakitu: Daisy received two and Peach received one.

Peach: *glares at Rosalina*

Rosalina: ...

Lakitu: Bye, bye, Fly Guy!

Yellow: *fires canon*

Fly Guy: *gets fired away* NOT GOOOOOD!!!

Mario: Yay!

Lakitu: OK, so see ya next time, on Total Drama Mushroom Action!

Author's Note:

It felt funny reading those speculations because I was planning Fly Guy's elimination for this episode. Anyways, I realized I released this on the release date of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe! Huh. So, I have no idea what the next challenge is (I had this sheet, and then I lost it...) So just know it's not any of the previous ones. I don't need suggestions, thanks! Bye!

~@donalblooper~

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