Too much for a sasaeng

one

"Nanggago ka ba?"

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"Prank call 'to no? Sino namang nagbigay sayo ng number ko? Si Jun ba? O si Jeonghan?"

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"Hello? Naglolokohan ba tayo dito?"

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"Kasi kung oo, sige lang, sanay naman akong maloko."

"Wait lang gago bakit may paghugot."

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"Did you just call me gago?"

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"I did not."

"Sino ka ba talaga?"

"You don't need to know."

"I need to."

"You don't."

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"Promise, hindi naman talaga."

"Kilala mo ba ako?"

"Well, yes."

"Do I know you?"

"Maybe?"

"Nakita na ba kita?"

"Sometimes, dumadaan ako sa classroom niyo."

"Are you really this creepy?"

"People say I am. Mukha raw akong killer. Haha."

"Should I be scared now?"

"Why would you?"

"It's almost midnight."

"So?"

"I don't even know who you are."

"Hindi mo naman kasi kailangang malaman."

"Are you using some app that can change your voice? Ang lalim kasi ng boses mo..."

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"Oo, gumagamit ako."

"Okay."

"How's your day?"

"You're really creeping me out."

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"I'm sorry."

"Ayos lang, pero pwede ko na bang iend ang call? Inaantok na kasi ako."

"But can I call you again?"

"Siguro?"

"Thanks, your voice is yeppeun."

"O..kay?"

"Nakabukas pa ilaw niyo sa kusina. Go downstairs para patayin yun before going to sleep. Sleep well, Mingyu."

"Wait, what-"

Call ended

"-the actual fuck?"

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+UNA, AYEEE THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CRACK FIC IDK WHAT HAPPENED SENSYA NA :(

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IS THEIR VERSION OF ALWAYS AND OKAY, OKAY?

Pwede ring gago.

AYE