Flashback [A Remus Lupin Story]

(7) Dungeon Trouble

'Its Friday night - Guys, come on. We lasted a week. Let's throw a party.' James said.

'Is this about Evans?' Sirius asked.

'No. Why would everything be about Evans?' James asked.

'Really? You are really asking that?'

'Fine.' He sighed. 'Its about her. She rejected me twice and it's been five days. I mean, Jesus is it so damn hard to say yes?'

'Have you tried dating someone else?' Remus suggested.

'Have you tried banging someone else?' Sirius suggested.

'Have you tried eating bacon?' Peter suggested.

'No, No, and No.'

'Thats what she said.' Sirius grinned.
'Are you guys going to help me out or what?'

'James, when are you going to stop this madness?' Sirius asked. 'You just need to get laid.'

'No, I don't. Dude, I just can't do it with some random girl. Lily means something to me.'

'Lily means shit. Now come on, let's go.'

'Where?'
'I don't know. Bring out the cloak. We will figure something out.'

'Remus, are you coming?' Sirius called.
'Nope.'
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'I said 'nope'. Does that mean nothing to you guys?' Remus asked.

'Don't give a shit.' said Sirius.

'Why are we roaming around the corridors? You guys aren't planning to go to Hogsmeade are you?'

'Come on, moony. Hurry up.'

'Its late in the night. Guys, I want some damn sleep.'

'Shut up Remus, don't be such a buster.' Sirius said.

'A buster? I am not a buster.'
'You are totally a buster.' Sirius argued.

'Guys, Filch will catch us if we make chaos.' Remus whispered.

'Hey, what's that sound?' Peter whispered.