Me: I SHIP RED AND BLUE SO MUCH
Friend: But they hate each other
Me: No they don't they're just rivals
Friend: ...No...pretty sure they hate each other
Me: JUST LET ME SHIP IN PEACE
Friend: They're not even friends
Me: THERES ABOUT A THOUSAND PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WHO HIGHLY DISAGREE
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