Me: *playing Pokémon diamond* *battling through eighth gym*
Random trainer: Lets fight
Me: No
Random trainer: *sends out Luxio*
Me: Ugh *sends out Torterra*
Torterra: *is faster than Luxio*
Me: What the fuuuuuu-
Later
Random trainer: Lets fight
Me: No
Random trainer: *sends out Luxio*
Me: Ugh *send out Torterra*
Me: If my Torterra is faster than your Luxio I'm gonna be...aPAULed
Me: HAHA get it?
Me: Paul
Me: Torterra
Me: He...
Me: He has one...
Me: ...........
Me: I'll go home
Torterra: *is faster than Luxio*
Me:
Torterra: