This doesn't have anything to do with Pokémon, but it's super funny so listen-
It's my cousins birthday and it was time for cake. She had ice cream cake instead of cake cake because "it's her birthday". SO my aunt cut me a piece and put it on a plate and handed it to me.
The piece kind of cake apart as she put it on the plate, so she said,"Sorry hun, it's coming apart"
And guess what I said
Are you ready
Are you f**king ready
I said, "So is my life"
And EVERYONE STARED AT ME
Some of my cousins laughed though...probs cause they were drunk but I DONT CARE. AS LONG AS MY MISERY MAKES OTHERS LAUGH IM ALL GOOD
