Yunhyeong: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Hanbin: what if I bite it and it dies?
Yunhyeong: that means you're poisonous.
Hanbin: what if it bites itself and I die?
Jinhwan: ...that's voodoo.
Bobby: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Donghyuk: that's correlation, not causation.
Chanwoo: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Junhoe: that's kinky.
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Random" get ready? hoe time " things ikon haven't said (but we can probably imagine) •completed!! •these are very short fake quotes not one shots/etc!! •started - dec.31.2016 / finished - jul.25.2017 (chap. max) •none of these belong to me unless stated •...
