"Kei. Don't tell me you actually shut up."
"Kei! Come back!"
"Fine. But only because it's you, Chibi-Chan."
"Chibi-Chan? No thanks."
"Chibi-Chan."
"I prefer princess, thank you."
"Too bad, Chibi-Chan. "Princess" is long gone. You can say goodbye to her."
"Aw, no! I loved princess. Come backkk! *sobs*"
"*evilly laughs*"
"*pouts*"
"*stops laughing*"
"*puffs out cheeks*"
"*Deflates your cheeks*"
"*glares*"
"*innocently smiles*"
"I AM SO FAB."
"What?"
"I'M BLONDE."
"Chibi-Chan?"
"I'M SKINNY."
"CHIBI-CHAN?"
"I'M RICH."
"Princess?"
"AND I'M A LITTLE BIT OF A BITCH."
"Eh? What the hell!"
"Look Kei! For some reason this song about you leaked. Isn't it great?"
"Ha ha. Very funny Chibi-Chan."
"I know. Aren't I the greatest comedian?"
"You deserve your own stage show."
"Right? You get me, bro."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there..?"
"Cash."
"Cash, who."
"No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you've got one."
"..."
"Aren't I absolutely hilarious Chibi-Chan?"
"Now you my good sir, shall never become a comedian."
"Way to ruin my dreams."
"That's my job."
"You're slowly crushing my cold heart into pieces."
"*delicately glues your heart back together*"
"*purposely crushes it again*"
"*leaves it in pieces*"
"*gasp* You wouldn't fix my broken heart, Chibi-Chan?"
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